Pork crackling

The best thing ever

That’s like, pork crackling level amazing!

by Spicy gremlin addict 334 May 23, 2022

Kaluoptus Cranklik

Word to describe a broken tap in the kitchen (or bathroom if it has over 4 rolls of toilet paper) in a house who has a dog called Charles who's owned by a Botswanan Person

Person : Oh no, my kitchen is such a Kaluoptus Cranklik
Other person : Since when did you have a dog?

by Big Erected James October 7, 2023

shit cranking

when two people are fucking and you rip shit out of the others ass and stuff it in there mouth until they choke to death

i was shit cranking my gramma cuz she yelled at me

by LilButNuster May 27, 2024

Anne Crankin it

Secretly masturbating or trying to hide the fact that you're masturbating.

"Anne Crankin it" Secretly masturbating. Or trying to hide the fact that you're masturbating.

I was "Anne Crankin it" last night next to my girlfriend.

by JonOstrich March 15, 2025

Tuna Cranking

Subtly pleasing in individual via their pockets (pocket jerking) other than yourself who has unclean genitalia in public.

“Sebastian was caught Tuna Cranking Gabe in the town park”

by Bsls March 27, 2026

Mud cranking

The act of cranking one’s hog in a mud pit. This may include more than one individual, in which case it would be referred to as a “party pit of muddy crankers”.

I saw my buddy Jacob mud cranking all by himself and I helped out by using the water house and joining him.

by Evendasteven420 January 17, 2026

religious engine-cranking

Onomatopoeia description for the sound of a starter-motor.

When cold-starting a vehicle with a carburetor instead of fuel injection, one should use this religious engine-cranking method:
(1) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor twice. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(2) Crank the engine for one second. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(3) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor two more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine for one second again. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(5) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor three more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine again for several rotations; it should start this time. ("Jesuit-esuit-esuit-esuit-vrOOOOM!!")

by QuacksO September 30, 2020