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Cornhole

Originating in mid-continent USA. Term for evening lady or lonely wife in sod buster homestead that supplements income with sex for sale. The vagina is the “money hole” for carpetbaggers, speculators, railroad men, and merchants. For drifters, drovers, farmers, outlaws, and miners the anus is the “cornhole”, a discounted hole. Perhaps he could barter something in trade, a small sack of sugar, or a bushel potatoes for a one off.
Ingrid said she was in her monthly way and instead offered her cornhole to the wastrel.
by Cruziana January 12, 2024
mugGet the Cornholemug.

Cornhole Bandit

Also known as a Butt Pirate, this type of bandit has un natural affections for another mans cornholio. They put their stick in cornholio and get poop on it. They perform ass widening and shit licking.
Look at that cornhole bandit, he robbed a Limpy Wristed Fag.
by Mr. Homophobia June 6, 2023
mugGet the Cornhole Banditmug.

blew a cornhole

1) caused by a lack of understanding of Chemistry
2) a state of extreme anger to the extent where words can not convey one's emotions
During their long winded debate over whether hydrogen is a chemical element, the muffin man blew a cornhole.

While working on his chemistry homework, Vladimir became so angry that he blew a cornhole.
by Clicker # 6 May 7, 2011
mugGet the blew a cornholemug.

Brazilian maracan cornhole

When you place the handle of

a maracas in a Brazilian woman's anus so when she shakes her hips you hear the shakers
Shakira came by the house and played her Brazilian maracan cornhole last night , and her hips didn't lie.
by jpfister October 30, 2020
mugGet the Brazilian maracan cornholemug.

Cornhole

Historical context is the act of butt fucking by man into a woman for pleasure that ensures non-impregnation. The ancient practice serves to prevent pregnancy and loss of ability for a working lady to make money. Vaginal sex = “money hole.” “Cornhole” refers to the netherworld of penetrative sex that presents as more forbidding, dirty, and therefore desirable and that could bestow on the offerer a more generous transaction, perhaps a full larder or corn crib for the winter.
Widow Alice turned aside Hank’s generosity from the cornhole after a time in search of a different life with him.
by Cruziana November 23, 2020
mugGet the Cornholemug.

Drilling Some Cornholes

Term for engaging in intercourse with multiple orifices.
Dude, I was drilling some cornholes last night, and now I got some dick pain.
by El ritardo June 17, 2018
mugGet the Drilling Some Cornholesmug.

salty cornhole

Salty Cornhole is when you use a salt shaker and sprinkle some on your dick and fuck someone in the ass.
Cromagnum: Last night this old lady let me salty cornhole her.

Hatchet: Thats what im talkin about brah!
by Dirt Magurt August 17, 2016
mugGet the salty cornholemug.

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