Cord Recliner

When you place an elastic band around an erect penis and play a tune.

I wowed everyone at the party when I played smells like teen spirit on a cord recliner

by Evil_cat_lord April 14, 2021

poverty cords

Wired headphones for people who can’t afford AirPods

I lost my AirPods so I’m stuck with my tangled poverty cords for a while

by anonymous October 28, 2021

Extension Cord

Not the plug, but the one who got plugged in by the plug

Hey I'm at my plugs house, still waiting tho so when he get it I'll get mine n be on the way...<cplehourslater> hey bro my plug needs a pound, he's got a rack on it and can pay the rest tomorrow when his check comes... (need I say more) HAHA yeah I can get it but I don't wanna meet that dude tho, he ain't a plug he an extension cord n I don't need no more ofem

by 509CrimeMind January 1, 2022

cord#0001

cool mf yo brodie never misses and is the best discordian

"cord#0001 a real ass nigga brto"

by cordelious August 27, 2022

Anal cords

Anal cords help you fart just like the strings of a guitar make music. Everybody is born with 6 of these strands made from silk, every time you fart really bad it’s not a bad idea to check your anal cords because nobody knows what happened if you lose them all…

“Oh I think I ripped a cord cord” “you should check your anal cords”

by Finliathon March 13, 2024

otto cord

The integral cord conjoining individuals beads to form one, sometimes lengthy, string of anal beads.

The Otto Cord can be made out of many readily available materials including but not limited to; weaved strands of porcelain doll hair, nylon/cotton blend, prison lint and industrial pipe cleaner. Those looking for an extra bit of danger can commission custom blown glass Otto Cords on sites like Etsy and Fiverr.

The Otto Cord comes in many different diameters. The larger the diameter the higher your voice becomes during and immediately after use.

Upon their weekly trip to the local Adult Entertainment Library, Jeff and Jayden checked out a 2 meter set of anal beads with a billiard ball bead and a 13mm turned black walnut Otto Cord linking the beads together with a spacing of 1 cm between.

They were never seen again.

by John the ripper December 9, 2020

Climbing the umbilical cord

When a man is being super nice to a woman’s kids to try to have sex with her.

Your son’s barber called you from PR to see if his hair is being taken care of? Sounds like he’s climbing the umbilical cord.

by V3_JT September 14, 2021