Did u know that chick has a severe case of patootie cooties? I wonder if her patootie cooties are contagious?
by Bukdow December 29, 2023
Get the Patootie cootiesmug. 
by JEH3 December 8, 2023
Get the Cootie Brownmug. (plural: cooties) A terminal illness in which one dies after experiencing symptoms including, but not limited to:
death, shortness of breath, confusion, erection lasting more than -4 hours, homocidal thoughts, loss of interest, obsession, sudden romantic interest in your doctor(s), anal fissures, cholera, thirsty, loss of life, expiration date coming sooner than expected, de-aging, low hanging ballsack(s), burning sensation in the nipple(s), puberty, ass-expansion, brain damage, cooties.
death, shortness of breath, confusion, erection lasting more than -4 hours, homocidal thoughts, loss of interest, obsession, sudden romantic interest in your doctor(s), anal fissures, cholera, thirsty, loss of life, expiration date coming sooner than expected, de-aging, low hanging ballsack(s), burning sensation in the nipple(s), puberty, ass-expansion, brain damage, cooties.
Person 1: I would take getting cholera over cooties any day of the week. ez.
Person 2: Bro... who's gonna tell him
Person 2: Bro... who's gonna tell him
by bbigman January 13, 2021
Get the Cootiemug. by Notcaptainemily07 March 25, 2024
Get the Cootiesmug. Ew Johnny has cooties!?!?!
by okay big boy September 18, 2019
Get the Cootiesmug. After dinner me and my girl went home and she gave me some cootie Pappy and I was happy all night long
by Rhino chain link March 27, 2021
Get the cootie Pappymug.