Covfefe

To not give a fuck because I'm going to piss on a Russian hooker.

I would really like to care about global warning but covfefe.

by DonaldJ Trump June 2, 2017

covfefe

When your trying to write coverage but your hands are too tiny to hit all the keys right

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

by iLLusIoNz47 June 7, 2017

Covfefe

Used by president Donald Trump, his fingers were too small to reach the rest of the letters on the keyboard so he compromised and use the letters he could reach.

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

by inquisitivePawbeast June 2, 2017

Covfefe

The space between your scrotum and your anus.

Covfefe: I have a rash on my covfefe, I'm going to put some cream on it.

by teresamittman June 9, 2017

Covfefe

The polite response by atheists when someone sneezes. To be used by people who don't believe in god in lieu of "Bless you" to avoid feeling hypocritical.

This long sought-after phrase may be the one positive contribution to humanity by the so-called 45th president of the United States. While using voice recognition to write a tweet, someone nearby sneezed and he replied "covfefe," then accidentally hit send. And, yes, he is a closet atheist.

Person 1: "Hatchoo!"
Person 2: "Covfefe"

by penumbrafest July 26, 2017

Covfefe

Noun.

The ending of a sentence when you just could not give two fucks to finish the damn sentence. Often used by people who's spray tan has seeped into their brain.

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

by Dr. Seemor Animalz June 2, 2017

covfefe

That thing you say when you're in over your head and everyone on the planet knows it but you.

Despite all the negative covfefe.

by St James May 31, 2017