Process Control 

A branch of Chemical Engineering that makes as much sense as a sequel to 'Titanic'. Also known as the 'Dark Arts of Chem Eng' or 'Absolute Bullshit', this course is hated by all who've encountered it.
Can only be learned from an evil professor through a series of lectures of confusing and often archaic material.

Process Control is a pathway to abilities some consider unnatural.

I felt a great disturbance in the input signal, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

*cough*, *cough-nerd-cough* Sorry for the nerdy in-joke, I'm an engineer.

Process Control by Captainfailure May 8, 2008

birth control 

something that your mom forgot to use before you were born.

*while giving birth*

Your mom: Damn, I should have used birth control....
Your dad: Damn straight!

birth control by viva_la_gloria July 28, 2009

Cock Control 

Controlling a man's overall behavior (as in Domination/submission) by controlling his masturbation and orgasms.

Want a well behaved, attentive man? Learn cock control...once you've got that down, he'll do anything you want him to...without being asked!

Cock Control by allydeniesyou February 20, 2009

peace control 

when you box a dog water player with no earnings like a fish an they cant do any thing about it.

“hi im peace control cam you literally suck kid get boxed im about to 200 pump you with this frickin spazz your literally dog water get some earnings”

peace control by peace control cam December 19, 2020

quality control 

The job of the less intoxicated of the group to filter out obvious mistakes in judgement concerning the the suitibility of a possible candidate for sex caused by beer goggles.

Hey, dude, aren't you on quality control? Well, do you see the cow that home-boy's about to score? Get to work.

quality control by Todd January 28, 2007

Cruise Control Swag 

When a person has so much swagger that they are even able to control the amount they exert to a needle point. If you poses cruise control swag you can put out just enough swag to:

1) make bitches want you
2) make bitches fight over you
3) pull bitches off of other dudes
4) make bitches do things for you without any of the extra fluff needed

People with cruise control swagger have hit such a high level of "pimping" that they no longer even put a thought into what they are doing, it just comes natural.

A person with cruise control swag would also be known as a swag surfer

Pekelo went to a party after three days of not sleeping, rolling, and in a bad mood, he still pulled three numbers due to his cruise control swag.

Joey - "Lets get some bitches mayne"
Pekelo - "What u grinnin bout dawg"
Joey - "We gonna pull out that cruise control swag nigga, these bitches ain't even gonna see the shit comin"
Pekelo - "pimp out loud my nigga"

Cruise Control Swag by Cushuito January 22, 2010

population control 

birth control, condoms, whatev to stop the babies from commin'

my bf and i use population control to keep our parents happy

population control by thekthytharah November 7, 2007