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continental breakfast

Nosy co-worker: "Did you boyfriend make eggs for you this morning?"
Self: "Umm. We had a continental breakfast."
by Khizzar April 9, 2010
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continuimtransfuctioner

It is a strange and mystical device who's power is only exceeded by it's mystery...
"Look! There's Chester and AJ, they have the continuimtransfuctioner! Quickly to my mother's mini van!!! ZOLTAN!"
by The Dirty Whores December 18, 2004
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continental divide

somebody's ass crack hanging out of their damn pants when they're sitting down
by damnkatie May 18, 2007
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continuation

In the sport mooseball, this occurs when the ball hits an unacceptable spot on the body (such as the forearm or wrist) involuntarily but is still bounced and can be played. The score is reset to zero, but the momentum of the round continues.
"One..two..three..four..Oh shit, it hit Chris' hand...CONTINUATION!..one..two...etc."
by P c H h I o L w November 29, 2004
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contained

No true definition, best used in a manner by which the "true" definition cannot be confused with this word.
USAGE -

As a response to any question:
"It's contained."

When reserving a hotel room:
"Sir we do have one room, would you like that one?"
"Is it contained?"
"...what do you mean by contained?"
"I am asking if it is contained it is a simple yes or no question..."
etc....
by The PC Nerd September 7, 2005
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Continental Breakfast

A sexual procedure involving a small amount of cooking. Ideal for horny mornings or just for those with some kind of food fetish. At least 1 egg will be required, if not more.

The egg yoke is used for lubrication in either vaginal or anal sex (careful of little flecs of eggshell). After the man has ejaculated, the puree of fluids is caught in a bowl or straight into a pan and fried. Top with a sprinkling of salt and a dash of pepper and serve ala carte. Delicious!
"Bitch was naggin first thing in the mornin, so I fucked her up a quick continental breakfast."
by Ringo Ruben January 24, 2008
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The Continental

Taking a girl or guy out on a first date that consists of multiple locations, all relative to a different country. An example would be; dinner at a Thai resturant, an Imax movie about Penguins in Antarctica, then Drinks at an Irish Pub.
by BevBoy September 23, 2005
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