Curse Of The Console

When you always want to be playing on “insert console” but you have things to do.
“Did you heard from Jim he’s been out.”

“I heard he got the curse of the console!”
by Cubeking April 20, 2022
Get the Curse Of The Console mug.

Consoleitis

Consoleitis, is the problem of console-to-computer ports, where gameplay, is reduced to mindless, bashing of buttons, without any intellectual stimulation.
Square Enix’s “Life Is Strange” series, “Star Ocean: Towards The End of Time,” and “Nier: Automata,” avoid consoleitis, by having deeply philosophical storylines.
by I'mcrazy November 08, 2023
Get the Consoleitis mug.

cancellation consolation

Da complimentary gingerbread and hot chocolate dat they serve you at da public-transportation depot to make ya feel less bummed out when they hafta delay a departure due to a scheduled trip's being nixed for whatever reason.
Another example of a "cancellation consolation" would be if someone had to regretfully forgo a promised activity due to an unforeseen mishap, but offers you a comparably-enjoyable alternative, such as if a cute chick had arranged to go for a pleasant stroll hand-in-hand wif you, but then she accidentally hurt her foot and thus made it too painful for her to walk a long distance, and so she offered to let you savoringly massage her pretty feet for an extended period instead.
by QuacksO March 30, 2024
Get the cancellation consolation mug.

Console Nazi

The type of person that makes fun of another console or insults people that play/use it for no apparent reason other than to make themself feel good.
Anon is such a console nazi, the other day he was calling me a loser for playing Minecraft on my ps4 instead of a PC!!!
by Lazy69420 October 02, 2019
Get the Console Nazi mug.

Consolation fries

French fries that one purchases as comfort food following a disappointment.
BEN: We got consolation fries.
ADAM: That's a fun phrase.
BEN: They're not the most beautiful object, but they do taste good.
by jaq-rabbit May 16, 2025
Get the Consolation fries mug.

Consolation fries

BEN: We got consolation fries.
ADAM: That's a fun phrase.
BEN: They're not the most beautiful object, but they do taste good.
by jaq-rabbit May 16, 2025
Get the Consolation fries mug.