conservadunce n. A person who through extreme conservative beliefs over looks blatant facts and needs of the people. Their blind disregard for the necessary separation of church and state that it grants them license to discriminate against the rights of those who do not share in their beliefs while simultaneously selling out the rights of all Americans under the guise of safety and security through the word of "God"
I you think we are going to let that conservadunce strip away the right to vote from the homosexual community without a fight then you are dead wrong.
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-A person who adheres to libertarian--if not outright fascist--principles despite all reason, and at the cost of potentially all life on Earth. Conservatwats typically spend most of their days bashing Obama, liberals, and Hillary Clinton on internet message boards. Conservatwats are often known to lack any sense of irony.
Conservatwats are saying all women having abortions should be put to death. That's how pro-life they are.
Conservatwats are saying all women having abortions should be put to death. That's how pro-life they are.
by merk_the_jerk December 5, 2018
Get the Conservatwat mug.The endless complaining and crying from the Right side of the political aisle (Conservatives) when something very minor doesn't go their way.
"Conservatives are really saying gender is being cancelled after a Potato lost its prefix"
"Yeah man, we call those conservatears."
"Yeah man, we call those conservatears."
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Get the Conservatears mug.A self-centered individual with conservative political values and leanings who thinks nothing of spending upwards of $5 for a single cup of hot liquid (cappuccino) but is less likely to have empathy for the less fortunate by supporting social/political causes catering to the "underserved" because it does not provide a good return on their investment i.e., United Way, Habitat for Humanity or Planned Parenthood. The conservative belief is that they pulled themselves up by their bootstraps, so should others beneath them on lower rungs of the economic ladder.
The cappuccino conservative (CappuCon) turns a deaf ear to the plea for supporting efforts to raise the minimum wage because he worked hard for his six-figure salary and believed others should do the same. The cappuccino conservative also is not supportive of United Way efforts because too much of the money goes to programs for people on the other side of the tracks.
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“I’m going to The Conservatory, don’t wait up.”
“I got pimped ten straight hands at The C. Who dealt this drek?”
“I got pimped ten straight hands at The C. Who dealt this drek?”
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Fred: No! I’m a Coochie Conservationist
Ethan: oh ok Fred I hope her juices are fermenting nicely 😀
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