confident turtle

when you're not sure if it's a shit or a fart but you take your chances
"i couldn't hold it in any longer at my daughter's recital so i took a confident turtle"
by queerz4life November 20, 2020
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Fat girl confidence

When a girl/lady/woman/circle/blob acts like a normal girl. Hot chick. Despite being 300 pounds almost morbidly obese because they're obese or have a lazy eye and hovers around 250. Or they think that you have a crush on them or wanna hit on them, think they are hot even though you would rather fuck a dude or be a perpetual Virgin.
That girl keeps on indirectly talking about her Make-believe boyfriend every time I walk in. Why does the fattest ugliest girl keep on trying to?

I think I'm trying to hit on her. She's gross. I just don't say anything because it's mean to blow her bubble cause she probably never gets Hit on due to being obese and ugly. And the guys who probably do hit on her are fucking weirdos or are gross as fuck fat losers, she thinks she's Mia Khalifa with all that fat girl confidence, but without people wanting to watch her be naked
by Mynoduesp324 January 29, 2025
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'Grifter Confidence'

'Grifter Confidence' a term used for people in politics who come across as confident in their arguments, even if they are factually wrong. People believe the Grifter because they come across as confident and sure of their arguments even if they are widely debunked.
'(insert grifter name) exhibits 'Grifter Confidence'. He has a deep serious tone to his voice which displays confidence even though his argument is factually wrong'
by DarkPolitics89 June 10, 2021
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Confidence queen

Someone who has so much confidence they become delusional into thinking that everyone loves, and supports them for their horrible opinions, and embarrassing decisions.

Having a lot of confidence is good, but too much can change you has a person badly.

A majority of Confidence Queens are either wiredos who are obsessed with anime, and have no social skills. Making them not embarrassed by anything.

And popular people who are too full of themselves to the point they will think that anything they said or done will not affect their futures.
"Omg did you see the video of the wired anime kid in our class drawing a picture of their favourite anime character pregnant?"

"Yea it was so funny! how are they not embarrassed?"

"I guess their a confidence queen."

"Yea lol."
by Ihateusernames1234 November 25, 2023
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Confidence queen

Someone who has so much confidence they become delusional into thinking that everyone loves, and supports them for their horrible opinions, and embarrassing decisions.

A lot of confidence is good, but too much can change you as a person badly.

A majority of Confidence queens are either wiredos who are obsessed with anime and have no social skills. Making them not embarrassed by anything.

Or popular people who are way to full of themselves. Too the point they become delusional into thinking that everything they said or done will not affect their futures.
"Omg did you see the video of the wired anime kid in are class drawing their favourite anime character pregnant?"

"Yea it's so funny how aren't they embarrassed?"

"I guess their a confidence queen"

"Yeah lol"
by Ihateusernames1234 November 25, 2023
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Self-Confidence

Self-Confidence is what you find within yourself when life tries to make a move at your insecurities. It has been described as the chess Queen piece of human life, killing all the little soldiers other participants send your way. BUT look out, flaunt your self-confidence too much and it might be taken by a bishop. OOPS. Confidence inwards.
"I have the self-confidence of Shrek herself, do not test me"
by thigh-clamp July 25, 2020
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Self-Confidence

Self confidence is when you act like Gabriel Supiciche and do things that pertain to the way the great lord Gabe acts.
"I wish I had Self-Confidence"="I wish I was like Gabe"
by OUR LORD GABE December 04, 2023
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