The act of shitting on ones laptop keyboard, then forcefully closing the laptop screen. This causes the shit to spread on keyboard in a waffle pattern.
by qdizzle1672 October 22, 2010
Get the Colorado Waffle Iron mug.1. Black-People Time, Black Folk time, BP Time, BPT, Colored People's Time, Colored-People Time, CP Time, or CPT.
NOTE: This is a stereotyping of African Americans/Black People as not punctual/frequently or constantly being late.
2. Time that is kept convenient to one person, but not another, especially in business or personal matters.
NOTE: This is a stereotyping of African Americans/Black People as not punctual/frequently or constantly being late.
2. Time that is kept convenient to one person, but not another, especially in business or personal matters.
Why most people believe in colored people's time? When it comes to making a scene, hurting somebody or worse, most people don't?
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 12, 2007
Get the Colored People's Time mug.A person who has had creation of a surgical colostomy, and then uses this newfound orifice for commercial (sexual) purposes.
Did you hear about John? He had Colon Cancer but they were able to resect it entirely. Only thing is that now he's down on Hollywood Blvd. servicing all the Producer types. He's become a damn COLOSTITUTE!!!
by Sick MD April 24, 2009
Get the Colostitute mug.A commonly used Term even still used today by older generations - heard my grandma say it the other day in the hospital in fact " theres a colored nurse who comes in here whos nice" used to describe a black person I.E. a nigger coon porch monkey jiggaboo you get the idea. Jiggaboo jiggaboo where are you, i was here on the wood pile watchin you.
Got dangit george, them colored folk sure are gettin mighty uppity lately round here. Danged ol colored folk comin to have a chat with me right now george, "we dont like your kind round here ya'hear" gone head get ya uppity colored ass outta hea long with all the other moon crickets.
by Big Daddy Cane 440 November 28, 2014
Get the Colored folk mug.A place of vast beauty. Where you can drink tap water and breath the air (thanks atmosphere) People native to colorado know that there is never bordom if you are with the right people(there are a lot of cool people),and know the right places. Many people who move here love this place as if they are natives because they realize the benefits and how welcoming we are in this state. The only people who make me mad are people who move from texas and put down Colorado acting like nothing is good enough. I get that people are proud of where they originate from thats why I am writing this. All I am saying is if you like where your from and have no respect for where you are, go back there. You will be better off, and No one will miss you here.
by *Anika * April 26, 2007
Get the colorado mug.a brightly colored and unexpected artwork similar to what children in grade school experience when they color a piece of paper, then color over it with solid black crayon. When the black crayon is scraped off, there is a colorful surprise.
I like my women to have tats on their cleavage. That way, you get a colorful surprise when you squeegee-off the Cleveland Steamer.
by EMaceator April 22, 2010
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