coitie

The plural of coitus. An arousing group sex session in which males and femals preform acts of pleasure to one another.

Ryan, Alyssa, Jill And Derek had an intense coitie the other night.

by Alie Blue December 1, 2010

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coital jester

A professional joker employed by a royal personage, typically performing acts both comedic and sexual in nature.

ORIGIN Old English, of Germanic origin.

The coital jester's jaunty jig did delight the king to no end. "You have brought me joy, fool," he did say, "Come sit upon my cock!"

by Lil' Shammie August 29, 2013

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aborting coitus

An exlamatory phrase used by the male individual prior to sex after surreptitiously sniffing his fingers which have swabbed the vagina of his potential mate.

Benjamin pushed his index finger deeply into the prostitute's vagina, and while she wasn't looking, sniffed it. It smelled like rotten fish and old cheese, so he screamed 'ABORTING COITUS' and ran from the room.

by CosmicBuffalo December 14, 2015

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Couth

A made up word. Part of the word "Uncouth" meaning rude, but by itself meaningless. It falls into the category of words that need prefixes in order to exist. (unkempt, disgruntled, overwhelmed, etc.)

Archaically used to mean "familiar, " "known" opposite to "uncouth" meaning "unfamiliar" and "unknown"

*bumps into someone* --"wow, that's really uncouth"
"So if I apologize does that mean I have couth?"
"No, that means you have manners. Couth isn't a word by itself."

"Couth, couth"
"Gazoontite."

by DoubleDeezNutz November 14, 2020

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