cocking

texting while urinating.

Obviously peeing and texting isn't as insidious of a problem as texting and driving, but while cocking you might dribble on your new shoes or pee on the wall.

by mrumo June 16, 2011

cock

(1) the best goddamn thing in the word. If I could, I'd ride one all day long.

Cocks feel so great in my pussy

by glamour gurl April 15, 2005

COCKING

abbey loves to cock. not to be confused with loving cock, because she’s a massive lesbo

whiskey: “oh, okay”
goobie:”HEKEHEJE”
abbey:” I JUST PEED IM COCKING”

by goobie! April 1, 2023

the cock

an elusive meaty organ for which many girls spend their days & nights devotedly searching, that they might extinguish the all-consuming heat of passion in their heart & soul--a yearning which begins as a twinge of desire between their legs, when luscious labia unfold unto the inner lips and clitoris and vaginal juices of pubescent longing for something deep within

As she was losing her virginity, she knew all too well that her firsttime lover was not the cock of her dreams, that he would never suffice, that she could not wait to embark upon her next great adventure; whereupon she began to devise just the plan to get his best friend alone in her room to try him out for size.

by Nod Namwen September 25, 2005

cock it

cock it really means fuck it but if u don't want to use fuck it use cock it.

Shaun of the dead
Ed(while playing a pinball game) "ah cock it"

by Meredith March 15, 2005

Cocked

Cocked means when your drunk -more than the average Fucked-Up person.

Symptoms include:

- Eyes as red as tomatoes. aka: Cocked Eyes

- Talking beyond stupid.

- Tripping over furniture AND PEOPLE.

- Bipolar emotions (Love your friends, then

five mins later you hate them).

- Hammering headache/ feel like crap type

of hangover.

Boy 1- "Man your trippin badly"
Victim- "I feel like crap =\"
Boy 2- "You were so wasted at that party"
Girl - "Nah. He was cocked out of his mind. He had all the familiar symptoms of it"

=..8)!

by King of Krack-Kookies ! December 6, 2009

cock

Probably one of the sexiest word to substitute for penis.

My huge, rock-hard, throbbing cock is eight and a half inches long. Really it is!!!!!!

I wanna suck that throbbing cock till you cum on my face.

by Hung Daddy December 28, 2005