A hoax apparently perpetrated by the president himself to confuse the electorate, and to trick the “deep state” in the hope of gaining sympathy votes—meanwhile, he will stay away from public eyes lest his fake infection might be detected.
That Trump is Covid-19⁺ might not secure him enough votes, so this is why his diehard supporters are entertaining the morbid thought that if he were to go into a comatose state and made a Boris Johnson-like comeback, the odds of his getting re-elected would then be sky-high.
by Covido October 2, 2020
Get the Trump is Covid-19⁺ mug.A new common sense error # 19 that stands for "Cannot Operate Validly Idiocy Discovered" and prompts for a facepalm every time society is met. Can be temporarily fixed with a 14-day quarantine from every mass media possible, but to date has not been eradicated completely due to its initial virality. Proceed with caution if you value both logic and common sense.
The system has encountered an unexpected error and must shut down. COVID-19 error: required to sanitize hands, keep 6 ft distance, wear disposable masks and gloves in public places. Please contact your local cuckoo's nest immediately and pretend to be insane until everything's over.
by Barakobam October 14, 2020
Get the COVID-19 mug.Covid 19 might kill thousands of people, but at least we won’t have to see anymore of Trump’s mean tweets.
by MikeFJB’swife August 1, 2022
Get the Covid 19 mug.by Urmumsuckingmydick September 14, 2022
Get the Covid-19 mug.(1) Urban Dictionary
killed so many people but hasn't been arrested yet wtf
(2) Oxford Learner's Dictionary
(also Covid-19)
noun
BrE /ˌkəʊvɪd naɪnˈti n/
AmE /ˌkəʊvɪd naɪnˈti n/ /ˌkoʊvɪd naɪnˈti n/
a disease caused by a coronavirus that was first reported in 2019 and became a pandemic
Etymology: from the letters and numbers in ‘corona virus disease 2019’
killed so many people but hasn't been arrested yet wtf
(2) Oxford Learner's Dictionary
(also Covid-19)
noun
BrE /ˌkəʊvɪd naɪnˈti n/
AmE /ˌkəʊvɪd naɪnˈti n/ /ˌkoʊvɪd naɪnˈti n/
a disease caused by a coronavirus that was first reported in 2019 and became a pandemic
Etymology: from the letters and numbers in ‘corona virus disease 2019’
(1) I will infect you with the COVID-19
(2) Symptoms of Covid-19 can include fever, cough and shortness of breath.
(2) Symptoms of Covid-19 can include fever, cough and shortness of breath.
by DigitaleLexikographie September 29, 2022
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Get the COVID-19 mug.Jeffery: "Sorry, I cannot come to the party today. I got Covid-19."
Greg: "You bitch, get your ass over here."
Greg: "You bitch, get your ass over here."
by Tender Chicken January 11, 2022
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