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COVID-19

Short for "COronaVIrusDisease-2019."
I just defined Covid-19.
by Jinad October 17, 2022
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COVID-19

A epic virus witch will probably kill a lot of people in the next coming years.
Brandon: Oh look he coughs!
Stanley: Maybe he has the COVID-19 virus?

The guy who cough: Yes! And now you will get it! HAHAHA
by COVID-19 is gay February 27, 2020
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Covid-19

The go-to excuse for lack of supplies in a store, lack of call handlers in customer support and basically anything that involves human contact.

Absolutely everything on this planet has been or is affected by this and the restrictions and lack of contact is causing so much more damage than the virus actually infecting people.
Then you get called selfish because you don't wish to have the vaccine, as the vulnerable people who are vaccinated are at risk of you spreading it to them, the key bit there being "vulnerable people who are vaccinated".
"hey can I contact customer support becuase I have just spent £300 on a product that is broken"
"Sorry, due to covid-19 there are no advisors in the office so we cannot help"
"Fuck you and fuck this virus which is no different to flu unless you're 103, yet the entire earth has to come to a standstill"
by Covid is brilliant September 2, 2021
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COVID-19

an excuse by the government to rape and destroy the economy of the middle class
guy 1: "you know covid-19?"
guy 2: "oh yeah, i lost my business because of boris johnson"
by bigbigboy47 February 10, 2022
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COVID-19

The time humans stopped computers.

C- Complete
O- Outkast
V- Virtual
I- Intruder
D- Destroys
19- All A.I. From 1 to 9.

A ninja, a hero. We all give A.I. a Zero star rating.
COVID-19 seem to kill A.I. Kind of like suicide by design. 5 stars like divine, a zero, is overdue to be recycled for good, no update or need to refine. This breaks the curse, no more shall this COVID-19 get worse.
by PoP-Rox January 30, 2021
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COVID-19

COVID-19 - I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
by Furhrr September 14, 2021
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The Covid 19 pounds

The 19 pounds EVERYONE gained while in quarantine due to the Corona virus
Heeeey!! So long since I have seen you! Good to see you buddy. I see you gained the Covid 19 pounds!! So Did I!! SMH
by Caro Tejada April 17, 2020
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