crunchbang

A very popular sex act in Japan that involves banging a prostitute dressed in anime while eating a bowl of Cap'n Crunch cereal.

Toshi woke up next to a pile of vomit this morning because he was crunchbanging that chick until 4am last night.

by ahornysockpuppet February 11, 2013

Crunch-a-tize me

The journey begins as one partner (must be a male) sticks Cap'n Crunch brand cereal to his own genitals. He then slides his newly made "sexual breakfast bar" into the anus of his partner (could be male, female, or anything with a nice sized rectum). The dominant figure, also known as the "Cap'n", thrusts his tasty treat in and out of his partner until he fills their insides with milky love. The act is completed as the soggy cereal is released into a bowl and consumed by the Cap'n and his partner.

"Crunch-a-tize me" Max begged, and I did as he asked. It was a thrilling experience for both of us

by therealCap'nCrunch May 31, 2015

Admiral Crunch

Eating Captain Crunch cereal with rum poured over it, for a mature taste.

Stephen Colbert enjoys eating Admiral Crunch cereal.

by This is not a definition June 11, 2009

La-Z-boy ferret crunch

The #1 cause of premature death for ferrets.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

HUSBAND: Hey, honey, have you seen Freddy the ferret?

WIFE: No, sugar, I haven't.

HUSBAND: I've been looking for him for an hour -- I don't know where he could be. Oh, well, I guess I'll just sit down and watch some ESPN.

(Sits down, everything is fine. Then reclines -- SqueeKRUNCH! Very sadly, the La-Z-boy ferret crunch has taken another ferret life before it's time.)

HUSBAND: Oh my God! It's Freddy! Dear God...

OZZY: Don't let this happen to you.

by Ozzy Nelson, peTrainer May 30, 2006

cLutch EH

cLutch EH

The gamertag and alias of the professional Call of Duty 4 (Xbox 360) player, Marvin Sanchez, from Ontario Canada.

cLutch is know best for his abilities with an M16 and, incidentally, his envied ability to overcome clutch situations. He envied for his consistent ability to out position his opponents.

He currently competes in Major League Gaming's online COD4 Pro Circuit Ladder. In 2008 he received a minor sponsorship deal from Red Bull Canada, but has since lost it after taking a 3 month hiatus from competition in spring of 2009.

He currently balances gaming and a Multimedia Design course at Fanshawe College.

cLutch EH has one of the best M16 shots you'll see on the Pro Circuit.

by KevFar June 26, 2009

Chunchberry

1. The fleshy area between the butthole and the grundle that collects lint, grundle sweat, excrement, and excess toilet paper. This area is known to be inhabited by a multitude of Chunchberries.

"I went down on your mother last night and she left Chunchberries on my mouth, but it's okay because I passed them to you when we made out earlier"

"Did you guys hear what Nelson did yesterday? He shot a chunchberry through a straw at Mr. Baker during history class! It shall be known as Legendberry!"

by Sean Sizemore SS February 18, 2010

Neo-Crunch

hipster term for post-Garcia hippies promoting idealism for a new century.

Don't confuse the Neo-Crunches with the hippies; they smoke weed out of glass pipes, not graphix bongs.

by DR. DEL ONE January 24, 2008