The deadliest martial arts move on the face of the planet. It occurs when the testes of a man are clenched (clamped) within the fist of another man whilst two fingers are simultaneously forcefully inserted into the anal cavity. This causes extreme discomfort and excruciating pain, including intense purpling of the face and the crossing of eyes. Contrary to popular belief, it is not gay.
1) "Man did you see Ruw get clamped? Did you see his testes get clenched and his face get purpled, causing extreme discomfort and excruciating pain?"
2) The clamp isn't gay, shut up.
2) The clamp isn't gay, shut up.
by peterlee01 May 9, 2008
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Pimp One: What the hell is that man doing. He can't get a single girl.
Pimp Two: Aww man he's just a Pimp Chimp, leave him alone.
Pimp Two: Aww man he's just a Pimp Chimp, leave him alone.
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derived from the words 'chimp' and 'dog' a 'chimpdog' is the worst of hybrids, a creature so vile it belongs no place on earth.
derived from the words 'chimp' and 'dog' a 'chimpdog' is the worst of hybrids, a creature so vile it belongs no place on earth.
'hey dude. you suck balls'
'yeah well you're a chimpdog'
'what the fuck did you just say?'
'nothing'
'seriously go fuck yourself cos thats low man. that's nicky neagle ratpiss.'
'yeah well you're a chimpdog'
'what the fuck did you just say?'
'nothing'
'seriously go fuck yourself cos thats low man. that's nicky neagle ratpiss.'
by Professor Bometech March 17, 2009
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The main advantage of this is that one can still eat and drink at the same time like a Sir.
The main advantage of this is that one can still eat and drink at the same time like a Sir.
by Bashtoe August 23, 2012
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Look at that Patio Chimp Mrs. White, sitting on her patio all day drinking her sangria and judging the neighbors.
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