jeffist christ

A godly professor at Missorui S&T. No other professor can compare and he is a true god when it comes to chemistry.

Also known as Jeffist Christ.

Dave: Yo, do you know Dr. Jeff?
Robert: You mean the one and only Jeffist Christ?
Dave: Yes! All hail, Jeffist Christ.

by calc2atmstislife January 22, 2020

Cheezus christ

its like Jesus Christ but no , you add cheese instead of Jesus . You use this word around people you hate when they annoy you and won't shut up or if your pizza really cheesy. A lot of people won't know this word .

That hoe won't shut up ! CHEEZUS CHRIST !

*opens pizza box* CHEEZUS Christ LOML !

by Pizzalover805 June 07, 2015

jesus christ

A raving madman whose martyrdom brought forth Christianity, a deranged death cult, which, horrifically, is still observed in Western civilization to this day.

Pray to Jesus Christ for salvation or you will die and descend to the bowels of hell where you will be engulfed in eternal hellfire and tortured by demons!

by BennyC May 26, 2007

Jesus Christ

Interjection best used when in pain, surprise, or discontent. See also shit,holy shit.

Jesus Christ: I am your lord and savior. I have returned.
Person: Jesus Christ!

by Jesus Himself April 24, 2005

Christ year

The year of your 33rd birthday.

Harold really came into his own on his Christ year.

by woofmary February 14, 2005

Jesus Christ

An exclamation gemerally used to express anguish or dismay.

Jim: Some mo fo just keyed your ride dude !
Bob: JESUS CHRIST ! !

or

In poker your straight loses to a full house and you exclaim JESUS CHRIST ! !

by MDog221 July 15, 2006

Christ Academy

A private school where drama is fluent. This kind of school is like a family however, and dating anyone there is like dating a sibling. Which is gross.

Guy 1: Hey, did you know that school downtown is SUCH a Christ Academy?

by CodyNEmmy May 10, 2009