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Chicago O'Hare

ORD. The largest and main airport serving Chicago, Illinois and the world’s 2nd busiest airport by passenger traffic, serving some 80-million passengers a year. It is the largest hub for United Airlines and the 2nd largest hub for American Airlines. The airport is one of the “culprit” airports for air congestion in the United States. If it only rains, you will be delayed for hours. And don’t even get me started with the notorious and agonizing delays in the winter.

The airport is located about 20-miles NW of downtown Chicago near I-90 and I-294. The airport has several terminals—some of them serve just one carrier, most notably Terminal 2 for American Airlines and Terminal 3 for United Airlines. The airport is conveniently served by the METRA and Chicago CTA transit lines that provide convenient transportation to/from the airport.

The airport has become so crowded and so busy that regional leaders throughout Northeastern Illinois want another major airport to help ease congestion at O’Hare, but politics and Red Tape keep impeading progress. The only thing that has been done is the futile addition of a few runways, but even that has been scrutinized because residents in the area keep protesting and complaining of the extra noise.
It doesn't matter wheather you are going to heaven or hell because you have to go through Chicago O'Hare.
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Chicago IL

Skeppy meme referencing his “scummy server owner” series where the scummy server owner says he found skeppys IP address
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Chicago Sunroof

An act performed by a young Jimmy McGill (aka Saul Goodman) on the TV show "Better Call Saul" which landed him behind bars. The specifics of this act are unknown, but it led to him being charged with assault, destruction of property, and a possible sex offense. Though Jimmy appears to think that a Chicago Sunroof is a harmless prank, the authorities believe otherwise.
Jimmy: It was a simple Chicago Sunroof!
by Time4Pizza February 16, 2015
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chicago steamer

The same thing as a Cleveland Steamer, but with a fart added, in honor of the windy city.
<inkedmn> man, strike wouldn't let me do him til I promised to give him a chicago steamer.
by kmj January 20, 2003
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chicago pussy

The effect achieved when a man tucks his genitalia betwixt his thighs creating a faux vagina.

*see fruit basket.
That scene in Silence of the Lambs with the Chicago pussy freaked me out!
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Chicago Merge

An especially shitty way of driving. Basically, you get as close to someone's bumper as possible before you merge in front of them effectively cutting them off. Commonly seen from FIBs in northern Illinois and southern Wisconsin
Jim: THAT FIB JUST CUT ME OFF!
Josh: that's called a Chicago merge.
by BigDikFil February 5, 2017
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