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Chevy Cavalier 

Easily the worst car in automobile history. Can be found being drivin by pedofile 20 year old men that wear backwards caps and wife beaters.
In attempts to making their car look japanese, these drivers will attach poorly installed underbody lights and unattractive altezza style taillights.
"That guy driving that Chevy Cavalier should sell his car, buy a gun with the money, and shoot himself."
Chevy Cavalier by Pompey-San November 28, 2003
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Chevy Salute 

When you see a Chevrolet with it's hood up by the side of the road.
"Wonder what's wrong with that truck over there."
"It's just giving the Chevy Salute"
Chevy Salute by NicoleB October 25, 2007

chevy chase

a city not an actor like all you ignorant people think!
chevy chase by bubbeleh February 3, 2004

Chevy Cavalier 

A Cheaply manufactured foreign car that has a General Motors badge on it. Build quality is nothing short of terrible. None of the parts fit right. Vital components tend to break before non vital ones (Ignition breaks before the stereo does), With it's tiny, emission-control choked I-4 it sounds as cheap as it is.
Has a terribly short life expectancy.
Me: Wow. We have a 98 Cavalier in the shop already, eh? What Happened?
Dan: What didn't? The timing belt snapped like glass dipped in dry-ice, the ignition won't turn, the starter is history, and it's stuck in 3rd gear.
Me: I see... How many miles does it have on it.
Dan: About 63K.

See also Mechanic's Friend

Chevy Chase

A shitty ass, predominately white, upper-class city located in Maryland, just north of Washington, DC.

Anyone who lives there is a rich white douchebag who will treat you like shit if you don't drive a luxury car. The kids there have absolutely no taste and are plastic robots who are completely oblivious to reality.

The funnest and easiest way to piss someone from there off is to tell them "Hey, isn't Chevy Chase that actor?". All locals know where Chevy Chase is, we just do that to piss them off because we hate them.
Anyone who doesn't live there: "Hahahaha! Those cold bammas stay out in Chevy Chase!"
Chevy Chase by Krill Awareness April 1, 2009

Chevy Chase Club

An exclusive club for spoiled pricks who have never worked for an honest dollar in their life and have been served with a silver spoon up their ass for their whole life. Oh and their all right wing bastards.
Spoiled Punk 1: I'm board, lets go to the chevy chase club.
Spoiled Punk 1: On the way we can throw money at hobo's and spit on them.
Spoiled Punk 2: Sorry I only have my 10 credit cards.
Spoiled Punk 1: Don't worry my parents always have bills on them, thats how we tip the chauffeurs.

chevy scam 

When you or another greatly benefit from a technicality despite moral cumpas or intent. One may also actively pursue or research how to achieve a technicality or error in there favor
I just got out of $25000 worth of debt because the bank couldn't prove I spent it. That sounds like a Chevy scam
chevy scam by House stealer December 28, 2016