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chesticles

person 1: why, you have some mighty fine chesticles

person 2: please don't ever talk to me again in life ever
by mightynigga12 July 29, 2024
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chesticle chop

person ONE:"ONE CHESTICLE CHOP PLS!!!"
person 2:"erm...ok?"
by murder :D December 9, 2024
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chesticulate

The act of gesticulation that jiggles the bosom distractingly, intentionally or not.
"Her constant chesticulating was rather distracting from her point."
"Dude, if she had a point, she wouldnt have been trying to distract you with all those chesticulations."
"I dont think there were any intentional chesticulations. I think she did have a point, and you just failed to keep your eyes up long enough to hear it."
"I've known her well for years. She'd never intentionally chesticulate. That's on you."
"Fine. But either way, intended or not, that much chesticulation, it's still distracting."
"That dress was built to chesticulate in."
by digitteknohippie January 13, 2025
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Chesticles

Are not similar to testicles
I told him I got Chesticles! He said that’s not the same thing as his testicles.
by Luca.smuca September 16, 2025
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forever chemicals

They're in you, they're in me, they're in your unborn baby, they're everywhere!

In 1946, the American multinational chemical company DuPont introduced nonstick cookware coated with Teflon. The family of fluorinated chemicals that derive from Teflon includes thousands of nonstick, stain-repellent and waterproof compounds called PFAS, short for per- and poly-fluoroalkyl substances...also known as forever chemicals.

Forever chemicals CANNOT break down naturally, so our exposure to them (most commonly through contaminated drinking water) means we literally have them in our bodies. The number of U.S. communities confirmed to be contaminated by them continues to grow at an alarming rate. As of June 2022, 2,858 locations in 50 states and two territories are known to be contaminated.

Examples of products that contain forever chemicals include:

Food Packaging: pizza boxes, food wrappers, take out containers, microwave popcorn bags, disposable trays, and bakery bags
Non-stick pans (Teflon)
Firefighting foam.
Carpets, rugs, furniture textiles, window treatments, car seats.
Stain-proof and waterproof clothing.
Outdoor gear.
Umbrellas.

Numerous studies link forever chemicals to:

Testicular, kidney, liver and pancreatic cancer.
Reproductive problems
Weakened childhood immunity
Low birth weight
Endocrine disruption
Increased cholesterol
Weight gain in children and dieting adults....etc.
i'm made of blood, sweat, and forever chemicals
by Sickomonster May 21, 2024
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