Champagne wank

When masturbating and as you are about to finish, you put two hands on and shake like champagne.

Friend: Congrats on your award man
Me: Thanks, I’m going to go celebrate with a champagne wank.

Friend: *laughing* well that’s one way to celebrate.

by JB dick-tionary May 4, 2020

Champagne Mia

Champagne mia is a hot, smart and amazing girl. There is only one that exists in the world. She is fun to be around and loves John Cena. If you are called a champagne Mia it is a huge honour!!.

You're such a Champagne Mia

by Prosteticsforlife May 28, 2020

champagne cork

When a guy is fucking someone in the ass, and pisses inside the butthole. As piss fills the rectal cavity, pressure builds, and ultimately the cork pops, spewing urine back out the ass.

Wanda was into some kinky shit. As I got her in the ass, I began pissing until POP goes the champagne cork and I couldn't hold it in there any longer.

by AEROSE August 18, 2016

The Champagne Method

Where you have a hard shit then it pops out (a very smallll hard cork shaped shit) and then it all liquid shit coming out. Like a champagne bottle.

Bro, don't look at that toilet! I took a shit and used the Champagne method. You mean you did in the style of The Champagne Method? Like a Champagne Shit bro.

by Madame DJ January 5, 2013

champagne load

The act of creating a pressurized spray of semen by covering the tip of your penis with your thumb at the point of climax, just like spraying a bottle of champagne

"Andrew, did you hook up with chick from Stats last night?"

"Yes, I put down some tarp and sprayed a champagne load all over her"

by Facesface September 22, 2013

pour champagne

To celebrate.

My football team won state, so we began to pour champagne.

by EggFooYung October 18, 2011

Champagne Bomb

1. A shot of vodka mixed with a glass of champagne, preferably dry. One may drink it as a bomb shot, a shot glass of vodka dropped into a glass of champagne, as well.

2. A "best of both worlds" libation that has the perfect balance between sophistication, champagne, and ghetto/unruly, vodka.

WHAT YOUR FAVORITE DRINK SAYS ABOUT YOU:
Shot of Vodka: I'm a bad bitch...
Glass of Champagne: I'm boujee bitch...
Champagne Bomb: I'm a bad AND boujee bitch at the same damn time!

by smartymarty11 October 5, 2018