Chainsaw

Verb: The act of grabbing a penis and trying to rip it off in the middle of the night.

Kaitlyn totally chainsawed me last night.

by Sparqs125 May 19, 2018

chainsaw eyes

A woman's eyes that reveal how psycho she is, leading to a fear that those eyes are the last thing you'll see when she wakes you up and hacks you up with a chainsaw.

I'm not dating that chick, those chainsaw eyes scare me...

by anonymous September 13, 2020

Holy Roman Chainsaw

When someone hits your back in a circular motion like a toddler, and it feels like a back massage

Dude, that man with tiddies gave me a Holy Roman Chainsaw

by yoinkysploinkyguy March 8, 2024

Chainsaw Carl

A crazy man from upstate NY with a chainsaw, a wood chipper, and a business card. He portrays himself as an "arborist." He offers tree cutting services, but will trim your bush for free if you let him.

He peeps in windows and videos women getting out of the shower. He is the second cousin of Tree-Fucking-Carl, sometimes spelled Tree Fucking Carl, or TreeFuckingCarl, and he is severely inbred.

He leaves cameras attached to the trees outside your window which stream video live to his Carl shack, where he and all the other Carl's hang out and jack off while watching Carl trim your bush.

Girl 1 "I just hired an arborist to trim the trees around my house"
Girl 2 "I hope it's not Chainsaw Carl! Lol."
Girl 1 "it's that crazy fuck with the chainsaw and wood chipper that's peepin' and creepin' around!"

by Double take July 10, 2025

Milwaukee Chainsaw

(Noun) When a woman’s stubbly bush gives you rug burn.

“Bro did you hook up with her last night?” “Yeah and she gave me that Milwaukee Chainsaw.”

by omionous box August 31, 2025

Chainsaw Demons

A horror-metal band, that is so brutal and bad ass they are considered to be of demonic origins

I would kill for tickets to Chainsaw Demons, I'm dying to see them

by the shithouse poet August 6, 2009

Dick Chainsaw

When somebody makes you so especially mad it gives you the sudden to urge to cut off their dick with a chainsaw.

M: Dude. When Atom was being rude in the gc it made me want to preform a dick chainsaw.

by harmonyxsharpie August 7, 2018