Ceiling Octopus

(n.) A person who really loves to celebrate the oncoming of a new season.

(v.) The act of rolling a soda can into the street.

Sue: I can't wait for autumn!
Bill: Jeez, stop being such a ceiling octopus...

Martin: Hey man I'm bored.
Linda: How about we go and ceiling octopus for a little while?
Martin: Yeah that would be so cool!

by yourmom642 July 26, 2011

Grass Ceiling

Derived from glass ceiling, "grass ceiling" refers to the tendency of those who regularly use marijuana to have limited career opportunities. Unlike the glass ceiling, the grass ceiling is one that is bumped into by choice.

A: Todd has been here for six years and he's still just a fry cook? I'm surprised he hasn't risen higher.

B: The only time he "rises higher" is during his daily 4:20 appointment with Senator Blunt.

Mitch starts each day with a wake and bake at 7, and by 8 he is ready to deliver another lecture about the intricacies of star clusters and planetary orbits. He has broken the grass ceiling.

by Cee Mills January 17, 2013

To cecile it

When you try to adjust an image's size but zoom to far in and out resulting in a zoom spasm.

To cecile it defined:
A banana trying to get a fullscreen image but failing at it.
"Oh fuck I ceciled it."

by sk8terb0i June 9, 2018

Ceiling gang

People who type 1 message then edit it, so they stay on the ceiling, not the floor, where a new message is created thus making you floor gang that types new messages

Me: ceiling gang (edit: lets stay in the ceiling) (edit 2: hows school?)
Friend: yes ceiling gang (edit: yea sure lol) (edit 2: it sucks)
Guy 1: theyre doing it again.
Guy 2: looks like their chatting on the ceiling

by CowyTree June 3, 2020

Dirty Celia

Freaky when drunk. Might be into bondage, bring on the whips and chains. Might let you pet her but she might also bite. Keep drunk or caffeinated. Approach with caution if she is neither of the two.

Uh oh someone is a dirty celia right now, hold on let me get you something to drink.

by Trobec March 28, 2020

ceiling inspector

a woman, usually a slut, who spends all their time on their back staring at the ceiling during sex. Indicative of a sexually lazy woman or one disinterested in their current partner.

Man, every time Sarah and I have sex, all she does is lay there like a ceiling inspector.

by rich0912 February 4, 2006

Celia

She's probably your best friend, she has that sass but you'll get used to it. She can't keep secrets so you probably shouldn't tell her secrets or somehow she has a way to spread it to the whole school. But you can't stay mad at her for more than a week. You know she's your best friend and you'll probably never know someone like her.

How did you know that? Oh (Celia!)

by Citygirl24681012 January 4, 2018