if he cant break bread he fake

sharing is caring.

person 1: has a bag of chips
person 2: "if he cant break bread he fake."
person 1 now has to share his stuff towards person 2.
ex. 2

person has girlfriend
person 2: "if he cant break bread he fake''
it is now THEIR girlfriend

by chemz-88 November 28, 2022

grandpa cant get it up

grandpas dick can not get hard any more and grandma is getting pissed off so grandpa takes Viagra to get it hard tell your significant other this if they have erectile dysfunction

(grandma from other room) grandpa cant get it up can you now

by WalmartIsNOToverrated December 25, 2022

I bet you cant mount a tv

A person who can't handle cocaine.

Jimmy went to a party last night, he couldn't mount a TV so he just drank!

DEF: I bet you cant mount a tv

He could not handle or was able to do cocaine

by poopypantsaman November 14, 2021

cant say her name😣

y’all gon hate this girl more than von hates 63rd

cant say her name😣 is a female that most people cannot stand. we hate her more than von hate 63rd

by cantstandanyofyalltbh October 2, 2023

cant handle the bean

When you off the bean but you die.

Chase Williams cant handle the bean

by Noc laflame April 1, 2019

cant love

When you don’t feel anything towards things you normally would love; numb

Brandon- “man I cant love”
Andy-“what do you mean bro”

Brandon-“after my gf left me, I feel numb”

by Ava’s AirPod bruh March 19, 2021

If you cant handle the groove don't juice the moose

"If you cant handle the groove dont juice the moose" is a way of saying "if you cant get on board go away" or "if you dont understand, tough".

"You're such an odorti."
"How is odorti even remotely close to idiot? HOW?"
"If you cant handle the groove don't juice the moose."

by asdahetha December 22, 2022