Cannon Law

"Because" or "Because I said so" A law invoked when asked the question why, after reasons have already been explained or to altogether avoid a question. More commonly used in the business world as a freebie pass to ignore an annoying person's question. Once used by Chris Brown when questioned by media after his release from detainment in PG County, following an assault on a homosexual male. Other celebrities are also using this term. Origination unknown.

i.e. After explaining a long a long marketing scheme in full detail, Jim asks John(the presenter) a stupid or irrelevant question. John simply responds back " thank you for your question, at this time, I am invoking Cannon Law. Next question"

by dom32 February 2, 2014

Shampoo Cannon

When someone uses a pressurised can of shower gel/shampoo and squirts it directly into the eye of another man, the victim will proceed to try and rub it out of there eye, consequently the gel foams even worse and causes excruciating pain to the eye causing the victim to hop around grabbing his eye shouting "arrrg" similar to the noise an angry pirate would make.

"Dude you just got shampoo cannoned"

"James just shampoo cannoned the fuck outta Brian!"

"Ah shit... what the fuck? why would you shampoo cannon me man? fuckkkkkk"

by a1shibby December 26, 2011

cannon wheels

another word for (bollocks)

"I fucked her deep last night, I was right up to my cannon wheels"

by sijeff December 2, 2007

Italian Cannon

When a man inserts fried meatballs (must be made by a nonnie or grandmother) into a woman's vagina and forces her to "fire" them at his mouth.

EX:
Justin: "I shoved those meatballs into my girl's pussy and she popped them at my face."
Dustin: "Dude, was she Italian?"
Justin: "Yeah! It was an Italian Cannon!"

by J3S5U5 November 30, 2014

Stuff the Cannon

This when you go to your Dr. or clinic to get an STD check. The gigantic elephant Q-tip they use to ram inside of your Johnson is very similar to the force and action exhibited by soldiers, pirates, and other cannoneers.

Wade: Holy Fuck man what happened to you last night.

Dick: Man I have no fucking clue, after destroying all of those beers yesterday and taking about 15 valium I blacked out.

Wade: Jesus

Dick: Yeah I woke up with a dirty crack whore in my bed but couldn't find a condom anywhere.

Wade: Uh-0h sounds like its time to Stuff the Cannon.

Dick: You said it man

by LouieKablooie June 19, 2009

bt cannon

A bt cannon is an opener/strategy in tetris, which is a tsd followed up by a tst, then a c spin, then possibly a perfect clear end. While not as useful in versus games, it is definitely op in blitz/ultra mode

"i got 200k+ score in tetr.io blitz just by doing bt cannon"

by Umeko_uwu January 21, 2021

Chowder Cannon

A penis.

Quit playing with your chowder cannon you pervert.

by 5fingerSurprise March 11, 2009