Cannibal

A cannibal is someone who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter. But no really, cannibals are people who eat people.

"Run! Its a cannibal! He got John! Run!"

by JokesWithFriends July 11, 2023

Cannibal

A more accurately scientific word would be homo sapiens. Scientist spent many years studying Ludwig Feuerbach's phrase "you are what you eat" and concluded that the species homo sapiens refer to cannibals

The cannibal accidentally ate a piece of grass. Making him a hybrid between grass and humans

by Shfsjdbrf March 16, 2022

Cannibal Walleye

A niche folk-pop band known for their hit album Appeal to the Void, including songs like Remix of Spoken Sound Waves, Red Light in the Woods, and Spouting Numbers. Due to their lead singer being Amish, the band has no online presence, and only performs for live audiences during full moons.

My favorite bands are The Crane Wives and Cannibal Walleye!

by cannibalWalleyeFan June 15, 2024

cannibal caviar

When you suck a female's vagina so hard some ovaries get in your mouth.

I sucked this bitches cunt so hard she deposited cannibal caviar in my mouth.

by SmegmaFarter840 August 7, 2022

Cannibal

Cannibal is a derogatory term for innocent people who did nothing wrong.

Prosecutor: That man is a Cannibal!
Defendant: You are what you eat...

by JJkiller1092 May 23, 2023

Cannibal

A psychopath that has desires to consume human flesh in a meal

Dude: Have you seen the homeless guy down the street?
Other Dude: Yeah, I heard rumors that he's a cannibal

by MeatGrease May 4, 2021

Cannibal

A person who is fed up with people

Cannibal: Ugh I'm so hungry
Cannibal 2: Here have the cold shoulder

by a friend for dinner October 16, 2022