Goiky Canal

Basically an canal near Yoyle Land

"Let's swim in Goiky Canal!"

by CheesyLovesObjectShows May 19, 2025

North Korean Root Canal

You kick someone in the shin and when they inevitably bend over to grab their leg you shove your dick in their mouth.

Wendy wouldn't give me a BJ so I surprised that bitch with a North Korean Root Canal.

by Bigblackorthodontist April 6, 2024

Canal

f***ing hell in a Scottish accent

June: were going to taco bell this Saturday afternoon!
Veronica: oh Canal.

by Jigglypuff2763 November 25, 2023

Your ass is sucking canal juice

You are full of shit.

You think Biden is doing a good job? Well, your ass is sucking canal juice.

by tango1113 March 3, 2022

Grand Canal

Canal linking northern and southern China

I need to cross the Grand Canal.

by lol im a not troll May 20, 2019

Suez Canal

(Verb) The unfortunate situation of taking a massive cargo ship sized poop in someone else toilet and clogging it horizontally. Upon flushing, the huge turd becomes a buoyant floater and then after the flush it spins horizontally thus blocking the toilet hole. A precarious situation because flush after flush accomplishes nothing and using a plunger to break it in half will cause a catastrophic mess. The large poop must me repositioned by hand or cut in half by a high pressure stream of piss.

At Stacy's house party.
Todd: "Hey Brian I need some help. I just Suez Canal(ed) Stacy's toilet and that poop ain't moving."
Brian: "Ooof we better take care of this before one of the girls sees it. That's one hell of a Suez Canal! I'm gonna try to cut it in half with my high pressure piss after drinking these 10 Bud Lights."
Todd: "Thanks so much man! Should we just reposition it by hand or throw it out the window."

Brian: "That's a negative, we might be seen. Also Todd here's a little advice, you should consider wiping when you're at a girls party."
Todd: "Thanks again for the advice man! Let's try to cut this thing in half with piss before someone else shows up!"

by UncleDaddyPopPop May 16, 2022

canal Danned

Getting ‘Canal Danned’ is when you get so drunk you fall off a boat usually into a canal.

I got so Canal Danned this weekend, I barely was able to tie off my boat.

by St Clair Shores bandit August 3, 2023