Canada's History is a sexual act involving antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley cup. The action is when the syrup is poured on the antlers as lube, then participant A, places the antlers into participant B's ass, or vagina. The cup is then used to catch any leaking fluids, juices, or bodily excrements.
by Carsy95650 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. When two individuals have intercourse involving one person shoving an open bottle of maple syrup into the others rectum and, similar to giving a creampie, shooting it deep into the small intestine.
The hole is then penetrated by either a man's member or the blade of a hockey stick, preferably made of the antlers of a moose
The hole is then penetrated by either a man's member or the blade of a hockey stick, preferably made of the antlers of a moose
Man 1: Your girlfriend is such a dirty whore!
Man 2: Whoa, whoa, whoa, why the hell would you say that?
Man 1: She went to a party and let five guys give her Canada's History.
Man 2: Well, it's not the first time... Guess I could still try though, right?
Man 2: Whoa, whoa, whoa, why the hell would you say that?
Man 1: She went to a party and let five guys give her Canada's History.
Man 2: Well, it's not the first time... Guess I could still try though, right?
by pseudonym462 February 12, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. When you take a gallon of maple syrup and pour it into someone's anus, then you take three pinecones and a beaver magazine, which is rolled into a muzzle, and shoot the pinecones out via pumping action.
by Colt45Burger February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. My cousin told me about his friend from up north that used to get drunk pull something he called a "Canada's History". He said it only works when you're drunk though, otherwise you won't be able to hear the moose call you "buddy".
by tekjansen February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. The most horrible sex act known to man. Has to do with moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the stanley cup.
by blagersnaps. February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sex act so depraved that it can't be deprived on TV. Let's just say it involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the stanley cup.
by Interfade February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Like the history of Moosing, Canada's History is a beaver dense story of like the act of breeding geese, beavers and a Canadian. It is commonly practiced by the people of America's Hat and is shunned by the rest of the body. Started in 1867 when America's Hat was made, the acts caused some of the following events: Bigfoot, Swine Flu (or H1N1 whatever you like,) super herpes, Russian crabs, and hairy feathers in lung syndrome. Not much else it know.
I left that bar when I saw "Canada's History" on a table.
No one wants to learn about "Canada's History".
Schools expel children who try to learn about "Canada's History" in class.
No one wants to learn about "Canada's History".
Schools expel children who try to learn about "Canada's History" in class.
by The Truth by the Chosen One February 6, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.