Cali nug

(n) Meant to reference weed from the state of California but more often than not it's your dealer's shitty mids.

"Hey bro I just got that fresh Cali Nug, 30 a g"

White kid in a polo: "Oh really? That sounds like quite the bargain good sir!"

by HippedToast August 11, 2017

Cali Q

Hungry dog from the commercials asking for donations

There's hungry Cali Qs all over your a lucky dog.

by AriusPrime August 17, 2019

cali juice

A juice that is exclusive for rich people to drink in summer

When your thirsty in summer, u can sip Cali juice

by nitrous June 23, 2020

Cali snober

when a person refrains from Most drugs. Excluding weed in moderation and coke on the weekends.

She goes to N/A meetings call wifey although she is Cali Snober.

by GoaT227 December 30, 2021

Cali-foreign

The catch-all nationality for people having physical and cultural characteristics that are clearly not native to the United States of America but they only talk “valleyspeak".

Whitey A to Whitey B:
"So I got rejected for a rent controlled apartment AGAIN this year."

Whitey B to Whitey A:
"Dude you're too plain... not cali-foreign enough"

by joeMAMA-_- December 30, 2011

cali up

word replacement for Fuck off, annoyed, shut-up and thats enough.

Man: I am tired of working with that lazy kid
Dude: we fired him once already, Cali UP

by BBSwagII November 14, 2016

We Cali

We're good or we're on the safe side.

Shit! I forgot the phone charger!
Nah, I got it right here. Don't worry, we Cali, we Cali.

by Cecilia the Angel-Devil December 14, 2014