cali juice

A juice that is exclusive for rich people to drink in summer

When your thirsty in summer, u can sip Cali juice

by nitrous June 23, 2020

Cali nug

(n) Meant to reference weed from the state of California but more often than not it's your dealer's shitty mids.

"Hey bro I just got that fresh Cali Nug, 30 a g"

White kid in a polo: "Oh really? That sounds like quite the bargain good sir!"

by HippedToast August 11, 2017

Cali Q

Hungry dog from the commercials asking for donations

There's hungry Cali Qs all over your a lucky dog.

by AriusPrime August 17, 2019

cali up

word replacement for Fuck off, annoyed, shut-up and thats enough.

Man: I am tired of working with that lazy kid
Dude: we fired him once already, Cali UP

by BBSwagII November 14, 2016

Cali depressed

When someone has absolutely nothing to be depressed about, but acts and suggests that they are anyway.

"What's wrong?"
"Nothing. It's just that I've been depressed lately."

"Are you sure you aren't cali depressed?"

by randami91 October 19, 2015

Cali-foreign

The catch-all nationality for people having physical and cultural characteristics that are clearly not native to the United States of America but they only talk “valleyspeak".

Whitey A to Whitey B:
"So I got rejected for a rent controlled apartment AGAIN this year."

Whitey B to Whitey A:
"Dude you're too plain... not cali-foreign enough"

by joeMAMA-_- December 30, 2011

We Cali

We're good or we're on the safe side.

Shit! I forgot the phone charger!
Nah, I got it right here. Don't worry, we Cali, we Cali.

by Cecilia the Angel-Devil December 14, 2014