The catch-all nationality for people having physical and cultural characteristics that are clearly not native to the United States of America but they only talk “valleyspeak".
Whitey A to Whitey B:
"So I got rejected for a rent controlled apartment AGAIN this year."
Whitey B to Whitey A:
"Dude you're too plain... not cali-foreign enough"
"So I got rejected for a rent controlled apartment AGAIN this year."
Whitey B to Whitey A:
"Dude you're too plain... not cali-foreign enough"
by joeMAMA-_- December 28, 2011
by Spencerkwt January 13, 2017
Lifestyle situation in the Southwest Canadian region.
The act of chilling pretty aggressively, near or around waves, during the week while collecting income. Originating in the United State of California.
Bicycling during the day beachside between/during calls. Often includes brunch outdoors and/or starting the workday by logging in remotely around 12pm ET.
Usually involves: work, weekday vibes, waking up without an alarm, remote +/- sandwiches, coffee, avocado toast, etc.
The act of chilling pretty aggressively, near or around waves, during the week while collecting income. Originating in the United State of California.
Bicycling during the day beachside between/during calls. Often includes brunch outdoors and/or starting the workday by logging in remotely around 12pm ET.
Usually involves: work, weekday vibes, waking up without an alarm, remote +/- sandwiches, coffee, avocado toast, etc.
My cousin, Sergio, gets mad top on the west coast and his work is straight Cali WFH. I’m hella jealous of the culture.
by Shantymcsnifferqueef June 01, 2022
by GoaT227 December 30, 2021
Weed that comes in a colorful packet, usually god tier shit that your friend will claim came from California.
by rooklz January 08, 2023
When someone has absolutely nothing to be depressed about, but acts and suggests that they are anyway.
"What's wrong?"
"Nothing. It's just that I've been depressed lately."
"Are you sure you aren't cali depressed?"
"Nothing. It's just that I've been depressed lately."
"Are you sure you aren't cali depressed?"
by randami91 September 03, 2015