Cali-foreign

The catch-all nationality for people having physical and cultural characteristics that are clearly not native to the United States of America but they only talk “valleyspeak".

Whitey A to Whitey B:
"So I got rejected for a rent controlled apartment AGAIN this year."

Whitey B to Whitey A:
"Dude you're too plain... not cali-foreign enough"

by joeMAMA-_- December 30, 2011

Cali Pack

Weed that comes in a colorful packet, usually god tier shit that your friend will claim came from California.

Me: DAMN this gas is fire
Friend: Ofc bro it's a cali pack

by rooklz January 8, 2023

cali juice

A juice that is exclusive for rich people to drink in summer

When your thirsty in summer, u can sip Cali juice

by nitrous June 23, 2020

Cali Blunt

gets bitches

Cali Blunt? Yeah, she gets bitches

by Holamaloma July 14, 2022

Cali Parm

The butter-soaked buds that remain after making cannabutter, known to taste like extremely salty Parmesan cheese.

Ever since she decided to try some of that Cali Parm while baking those brownies, she's been too high to function.

by MogsK November 12, 2022

Cali snober

when a person refrains from Most drugs. Excluding weed in moderation and coke on the weekends.

She goes to N/A meetings call wifey although she is Cali Snober.

by GoaT227 December 30, 2021

Cali WFH

Lifestyle situation in the Southwest Canadian region.

The act of chilling pretty aggressively, near or around waves, during the week while collecting income. Originating in the United State of California.

Bicycling during the day beachside between/during calls. Often includes brunch outdoors and/or starting the workday by logging in remotely around 12pm ET.

Usually involves: work, weekday vibes, waking up without an alarm, remote +/- sandwiches, coffee, avocado toast, etc.

My cousin, Sergio, gets mad top on the west coast and his work is straight Cali WFH. I’m hella jealous of the culture.

by Shantymcsnifferqueef June 1, 2022