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Cummings-itis

Someone who is continually butt-hurt by the actions of Dominic Cummings' trip to Barnard Castle to "test his eyesight" (see "To Do a Cummings"), and can't stop referring to Dominic Cummings' past actions, particularly in relation to absolving blame from themselves or inferring that an action can be lessened by "the Cummings defence", or someone who seeks to blame Dominic Cummings for any fallout of any incident, however remote it may seem.
See that rave people attended? That's because of Cummings.
"You're suffering from Cummings-itis"

The second Covid19 spike in cases is entirely down to Cummings testing his eyesight by going to Barnard Castle.
"You're definitely suffering from Cummings-itis", there's no known cure apart from less woke-ness.

Bloke got sacked for flying a banner over a football stadium, how comes he got sacked and Cummings got to keep his job?
"You're definitely suffering from a severe case of Cummings-itis".
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Chumming your kori

New England Gypsy/Romany slang for jerking off
Where the hell were you? Chumming your kori?
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pat cummins

A man with the heart of a lion and one that is just fucking brilliant at everything especially cricket
Pat Cummins rolled through England’s fragile batting lineup
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cuming.

When a male ejaculates thick white stuff containing sperm. Or a female ejaculate a simular white fluid while reaching a sexual climax. Adjective
I'm cuming.
by Brandygirl September 22, 2013
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Crumming

Bro, I was banging this chick while listening to Coldplay and I ended up crumming, shit was beautiful.
by I am a mouse March 18, 2017
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cummling

Sexual nature of a woman or person who loves being showered in cum (semen, sperm). An oral fixation and appetite in making a man cum.
Uhhhhhhhh! You're such a fucking cummling for daddy.
by tweezym.babyyy May 19, 2010
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Cumling

1. n. A dried patch of semen on the end of a male genitalia
2. adj. A discriptor for anyone who believes they have power over you or they think they are 'hot shit'.
1. This morning, after my girlfriend left for work, I discovered a cumling on my penis from the night before as I took a shower.
2. That little brat is nothing but a cumling
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