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Crumpet Muncher

Remember when we threw those fucking crumpet munchers' tea into the Boston harbor.
by Npet2301 April 13, 2022
mugGet the Crumpet Munchermug.

Toasting the crumpets

The act of finger poppin another mans ass hole with the doors locked and the lights off
Aye! Are you in there toasting the crumpets with another man?
by Hans00 August 1, 2015
mugGet the Toasting the crumpetsmug.

Crumpet

1)Sammyd
2) a person of little or no practical importance
That dumb fucking crumpet
by ThomasM65 December 31, 2019
mugGet the Crumpetmug.

krinkle your crumpet

Masturbating underwater. Usually referring to underwater female-masturbation, but not exclusive to females.
Jane spent so long krinkling her crumpet in the bath her cunt was pruney.

Don't krinkle your crumpets in the bath! I have to take showers in that tub!!!
by lyla1315 February 3, 2015
mugGet the krinkle your crumpetmug.

Crumpet crippler

The act of shitting out the digested remains of a crumpet, placing it on one’s hand, and slapping one in the genitals until they orgasm uncontrollably leaving them paralysed.
Steve, I’m horny. Give me a crumpet crippler.
by Scousebirdcoleen October 10, 2019
mugGet the Crumpet cripplermug.

crumpet fucker

a slur of loft lotus because theyre fucking british and that embarrassing
oh my hod that crumpet fucker is being embarrassing
by token emo April 7, 2022
mugGet the crumpet fuckermug.

Crumpet Snalls

a crumpet of snalls
it's a bunch of crumpet snalls
by Crumpet snallus April 30, 2021
mugGet the Crumpet Snallsmug.

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