Craptiva

Small-medium sized SUV made in South Korea by Daewoo from 2007 through 2019. Sold by GM under the Chevrolet and Holden brand names. Notorious for premature engine and transmission failures.

Me: "How's the wife's RAV4 going?"
Old mate: "Yeah nah ... she traded it in for a Craptiva. Now it's off the road with a stuffed engine and the Holden dealer wants $10k to fix it."
Me: "fkn Craptiva lol"

by Robert Sanvagene March 27, 2020

Chiptune

A genre of music that it seems like nobody else enjoys except for me.

My friend: This sounds like the inside of a computer
Me: IT'S FUCKING CHIPTUNE MUSIC

by KiboBeLoser May 17, 2022

Eric Crapton

A country singer who sings and plays the guitar on the toilet while crapping.

Ben: Tears in Heaven is the best song by Eric Crapton.
Gregory: Well so is Gayla.

by gregben March 13, 2022

Craptastic

Something that tries to be awesome but totaly sucks ass.

MTV is totally craptastic!

by Alison November 27, 2004

craptabulous

absolutely fantastically crappy

That's the most craptabulous episode of Spongebob I've ever seen!

by jason burlison February 9, 2003

Craptacular

When something is so bad that it has reached it's zenith on the Richter scale of Suckdom.

Dude #1: "Today really sucked..."

Dude #2: "I'm sorry to hear that you've had another craptacular day... "

by Kali Vastel April 14, 2007

craptacular

(1) Monumentally shitty piece of work;
(2) Especially gratifying, albeit explosive, bowel movement

As in, "craptacular": (1) Wild-eyed, killer blue bronco at Denver International Airport;
(2) Generally accompanied by aggressive sighing and tears running down face

by IvanTheLovable March 17, 2010