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Crayon eater

A term given to, and embraced by retail traders, by Trey(a USMC Officer) - of Trey's Trades (a popular YouTube site discussing stock trading for everyday people). Often used to answer questions beleived to be f.u.d. (material articles promoting fear/uncertainty/doubt), questions about personal strategy, or questions soliciting financial advice (retail traders and people who are not licensed financial advisors should not give financial advice lest they become liable for the outcome)
*someone on facebook*

"So whats your exit strategy?"

*retail investor*
"Me? I'm a crayon eater. You see this crayon? Ima fucking eat it."
by Krispycannon June 28, 2021
mugGet the Crayon eatermug.

break your crayons

Trying to ruin your day or moment by doing something childish, petty or immature - like some did in kindergarden.
Similar but to "bust your chops", "break your balls", etc but with the added element of doing something childish or immature.
"My neighbor is a ballbuster. He purposely ran his dog through my flowers because I wouldn't lend him my lawnmower."
"Don't worry he's just trying to break your crayons."
by bebopnjazz April 29, 2007
mugGet the break your crayonsmug.

Pee pee crayon

Slang word for weed used by teenagers in the Midwest region
Person 1: "Damn bro u good?"
Person 2: "Nah bro I'm on that pee pee crayon."
by XxMortifyxX September 23, 2018
mugGet the Pee pee crayonmug.

Purple Crayon

A name for someone that acts stupid.
"Hannah your such a Purple Crayon!"
"Bradley stop being a Purple Crayon!"
by Leasw March 3, 2009
mugGet the Purple Crayonmug.
another term for not the sharpest tool in the shed implying that you are a total dumbass
well i guess we are not the brightest crayon in the box
by Holly Matronic May 27, 2007
mugGet the not the brightest crayon in the boxmug.

Big Brown Crayon

Last night I dropped a big ass-bomb, when I flushed it there was bowl graffiti. The art of the Big Brown Crayon!
by Jesterger September 14, 2010
mugGet the Big Brown Crayonmug.

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