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Clamp Down

When an aggressive man (back in the days where women didn't have many rights before 1960s) and an unwilling woman to arrange a forced marriage, then shortly after its romanticized.

Basically things like "marriage will make an honest woman out of you" and bullshit like that
Her, (13 years old): John... please just listen to me! Please don't make us get a marriage! I'm not ready!
Him, (46 years old): MARY, WE GOTTA CLAMP DOWN.
by The penis puncher November 8, 2022
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Banana Clamp

A slang term for either a ratcheting metal band or an erectile suppression device.

An erectile suppression device is an elastic ring worn around the head of the penis. The ring is then attached to an inelastic strap pulled down between the legs, and up through the buttocks (much like a thong). The strap is secured with a metal hook and loop to a jock strap like belt near the tailbone.

The purpose is to suppress otherwise embarrassing erections during inappropriate times. Commonly worn at church, school, work etc.
Do you have a pair of banana clamps to secure this no-hub coupling?

The new boss is really hot, I better start wearing a banana clamp so people don't see my boner.
by The Real Elbo McGee August 22, 2022
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clamping on the beads

A phrase to describe just getting by, similar to "making it out by the skin of your teeth"
"How are you today?" "Aah I'm alright, just clamping on the beads, y'know?"
by litcrazymovie December 7, 2024
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Shoulder clamp

What happens when you're too wasted to stand on your own two feet, but you have to walk back home or to the car
He had a few too many Moscow Mules at the bar last night, so he shoulder clamped on me as we left
by AnubisAscended March 23, 2019
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Clamped clam

After being lead along all night she ended the evening with frustration and a case of clamped clam
by Matt defines October 22, 2025
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clamping the cooch

a man putting the labia majora together to pleasure female.
The student-athlete was clamping the cooch on his housewife.
by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018
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