circling the drain

adj. still alive, but about to kick the bucket, buy the farm, meet your maker, etc.
Grandpa was circling the drain for years, and finally bought the farm, leaving a large estate.
by fizzle April 11, 2004
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circle game

as played in Malcolm in the Middle episode dinner out in season 2, it's a game where you have to avoid looking down and seeing someone with his/her hand in a circle below their waste. The opponent tries to trick you by saying something like "look a dollar" or is that your wallet down there" etc. If you do look at the hand formation of a circle, the person that tricked you gets to hit you in the arm as hard as he/she could.
wanna play the circle game? no ive had enough pain today after getting my ass whooped by some jock
by weathrguy November 07, 2010
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circle jerk

1) Group masturbation, usually males, sitting or standing in a circle jerking themselves or each other off.

2) A fraternity initiation ritual or hazing whereby the lights are turned off. The plege or pledges are told it's a circle jerk. The actives pound their fists together in the darkness simulating the sound of jerking off. The lights are then turned on suddenly and the pledge or pledges are the only ones in the circle with their dicks out.

3) A useless discussion or meeting involving mental masturbation whereby the egotistical, boring participants try to demonstrate they're the smartest persons in the room.
The pledges learned humility from the initiation circle jerk.
by Pool May 24, 2006
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Circle of Sauron

A bevy of gentleman get together for an evening of frivolity and begin by getting drunk. Then they place a towel on the floor and gather round in a circle, their naked bodies glistening with oil.
Then they all begin to masturbate as furiously as they can, spraying their load in a partial circle onto the towel.
If all goes well, the men will have created a perfect circle of seed which one man, designated as Sméagol will grab the towel and run around the house naked screaming "MY PRECIOUS MY PRECIOUS!" it's then up to the other men to chase down the oiled and aroused gollum, seize the towel of seed and cast it into the fireplace where its powers are consumed and can never be used for evil again.

Credit goes to Chapmanfan
This thread is such a circle jerk, a Circle of Sauron even.
by Definethisforme March 15, 2011
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giant circle

a mistical giant circle where 4 or more men like to have sex
Hey Trevor, wanna go join the giant circle?
No man, I'm still gimpy from last week...the little fairy boy really got me...
by Banana Hamik April 04, 2008
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dirt circle

three or more men rimming each other in a love ring.
after coffee and mints gentlemen, who would like to join me in a dirt circle?
by Daffsta December 03, 2007
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Pleasure Circle

(noun): A group of no less than 5 men (or women w/ strap-on) form a circle, connecting through penetration of the anus, and don't stop until everyone has reached orgasm.

Optional, but highly recommended: Perform Pleasure Circle while listening to Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne.
Last night, Brad, Josh, Patrick, Blake, Christina, Noah, Stephanie and I got into a Pleasure Circle. It was the best/worst experience of our lives. I loved it, but my anus hated it. 10/10 would do again.

Did you see those fags last night in that Pleasure Circle? It was awesome! Best party ever!!!
by Nine Inch Males December 17, 2013
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