The century that we live in
by Wunka September 25, 2020
Get the 21st century mug."The west is still on fire, RBG died, our constitutional crisis deepened, the death toll from COVID-19 topped 200,000, and no one was charged for shooting Breonna Taylor and letting her die -- this was a century week, dragging on for what felt like 100 years."
by Plain Plane Jane September 25, 2020
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An item of clothing (usually underpants) which has started a very long, big boy journey of cleaning up male spunk juice after watching pornography 100 or more times, resulting in a rarity - the century cloth, which ultimately smells fruity and feels like ice.
John: Wow, I just achieved my century cloth last night!
Tom: Wtf is a century cloth?
John: *Throws century cloth at Tom*
John: Behold, my century cloth!
Tom: WTF #£AG3@&%*
Tom: Wtf is a century cloth?
John: *Throws century cloth at Tom*
John: Behold, my century cloth!
Tom: WTF #£AG3@&%*
by reallifenojoke October 10, 2020
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Man, I am not ready for this century ride. Hey, I have an idea. How about we do some century cliff training off that waterfall?!
by foobarbazbing September 2, 2013
Get the century cliff training mug.Derived from online videos charting the 'Fails of the Century', Century Fail is used when a fail is just too spectacular for one year to contain it.
Today I went for ice cream with a friend of the opposite sex. My girlfriend was texting me, asking me where I was. To pacify her, I told her I was desperately trying to get away from some girl who won't stop talking - But I accidentally sent the text to said girl, as she sat next to me. She started to cry into her ice cream. Century Fail.
by B-loved Commander March 2, 2012
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