Cat

murderers, they will kill you in your sleep, STAY AWAY they will try to trick you with their adorable looks.

WHOA DUDE STAY AWAY FROM THAT CAT

by torrejas January 11, 2022

Cat

A demon in feline form which has successfully hacked natural selection by manipulating the dominant species. The most prevalent and destructive invasive species known to man, cats wreak havoc on songbird populations, ruin indoor air quality and kill humans with Toxoplasmosis and Bartonella infections worldwide. Prolonged exposure to their Toxoplasma bacteria will cause humans to lose their will and become cat thralls over time.

"My cat clawed my daughter's face off yesterday. It was her fault for moving so suddenly and thankfully the cat is ok."
- a cat thrall

by PooPoo Garbage LLC May 25, 2022

Cat

An awesome pet that has a lot of whiskers and a tail

Person 1: ME WOW!
Cat 1: Meow

by Justingraziano August 19, 2008

Cat

Referring to a vagina

I bet she has a real nice cat!

by CharlesBarn May 1, 2010

catness

being cat like

she is full of catness

by Speas March 9, 2003

Cat

The best fucking pet ever, has glowing eyes and agility like a ninja. You will not regret your choice of a cat.

Where did my cat go?
*cat drops from ceiling*
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by XxCommandoxX February 15, 2014

cat

A cute, fluffy, ball of love that by no means can be destroyed, and should be worshiped like a god, or it will smite you.

Today, I forgot to worship the cat, and it smited my friend, bob.

by The cookie monster 1234445 April 15, 2020