Cannibal Logic

!.The logic that if you eat a person they never truly existed
2.A Rock Band band

~created by mike,renee,and nicole
1.Cannibal "who's fred"
other person "dude you ate him"
cannibal " he never existed....Thats cannibal logic"

2.better then carnivorous penguins
by Mike,Renee,Nicole December 24, 2007
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Cannibal Logic

If a person or thing is eaten, life continues as if it didn't exist
Person 2: Hey where did your arm go
Person 1: hmmm i have no idea what your talking about
Person 2: your right arm is gone
Person 1: oh yeah hmm dunno where it went
Cannibal: it never existed, thats Cannibal Logic
by Lang Bomb September 02, 2008
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Cannibate

Those weird ass cannibal aliens from Season 3 Episode 24 of the twilight zone.
Tom: what the fuck is a cannibate?
Brian: it's those huge forehead ass things from the twilight zone.
Tom: oh yeah!
by MavF14A April 08, 2019
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Shock Cannibal

A person who eats another person not for sustenance but instead to instill fear in their enemies.
"Have you seen that cannibal Haitian warlord named barbecue?"

"Yeah I have but I think he's more of a Shock Cannibal than a Sustenance Cannibal"
by Tim's Beanie March 14, 2024
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A disorder in which the patient is jealous of his or her bestfriend's newly found love. The patient is being ignored or feels replaced/less important than the bestfriends new partner.
My bestfriend got a new boyfriend, and I feel less important, therefore I have Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder.
by AstronautPorkChop March 19, 2010
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Dishrack Cannibal

A person who takes recently washed (or dirty but re-useable) kitchen utensils or crockery from a dish rack rather than taking new ones out of the drawer or washing their own.
Zak: There are no clean teaspoons in the cutlery drawer...
Sara: Just use a dirty one from the dishrack - it's all tea!
Zak: Eww gross! You're such a dishrack cannibal!
by peanutismint July 14, 2011
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double cannibalism

when your bestie says you should eat each other out.
anna: lets eat each other out
milluki: hoe that's double cannibalism
by annaa.rosee July 22, 2021
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