i can't do it

a phrase when someone can not do something

"i can't do it' the student said to the teacher

by el eeel jeffo February 22, 2017

Yes I can't

Is a positive answer to a negative question

taking simply mathematical principals, two positives make a positive, two negatives makes a positive, so a negative combined with a positive leaves a negative.

so a question like, "can't you fix that computer?" requires the response, "Yes I can't" if indeed, you cannot do so, but "no, I can" if you are able to.

simple really

by progrelayer April 26, 2009

I can't even

Can't begin to understand, tolerate or believe. Incredulous

Donald Trump winning the presidency? I can't even.

by SF cycle guy October 9, 2016

can't smoke a rock

no brain no pain, you can't wear me out

that dude can do pushups all day long but he is fucking stupid, you can't smoke a rock.

by #1Slick May 25, 2007

Can't Milk a Horse

Used as an exclamation when noting an obvious or moronic error in judgment. Usually suggesting complete unworkability. Also used to designate a situation one tries to take advantage of, where there is no actual advantage to be had.

#1: "I really thought my new pet snake and my hamster would get along. Well, I guess you can't milk a horse."

#2: Jerry - "So I tried to milk this horse and well... you know what they say: 'You can't milk a horse'."

#3: Fred - "I just tried to hit on Nancy at her ex's funeral, but ya can't milk a horse."

#4: "I invested $8,000,000 on the new line of Pogs, but goddam: Ya can't milk a horse!"

by Skazu March 4, 2010

I can't call it

A shorter version of I can not call it, I do not know, I am not too sure....

So whats the business?
Reply with: I cant call it (only if ur not sure)

by Lisa Ceezay February 19, 2003

Can't Guard Mike

Someone you literally cannot guard, not even Michael Thomas' blankets can cover him.

Josh Norman got benched because he Can't Guard Mike!
Holy shit Norman fucking sucks.

by maianis December 24, 2019