An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.
Just when she thought that she had readied their lavish Milwaukee loft for company, she discovered that her husband, after eating a bag of cheese curds, had left a large bowl barnacle in the guest bathroom toilet.
by Kjizzy February 24, 2018
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