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Broccoli logic

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If two people dislike broccoli and one of them has tried broccoli and one of them hasn't, who's opinion on broccoli is more valid?
Therefore, a man who has had sex with a man once before is less gay than a man who's never had sex with a man before.
Broccoli logic dictates I must fuck a member of the same sex at least once
by penisshakes October 9, 2024
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Broccoli

Broccoli the shaz of vegetable's.

always plays the victim

Broccoli is the most gay vegetable always dry humming males
Broccoli get off cauli and see shaz
by Spud kicks broccolis head in November 30, 2023
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buff beach broccoli

Palm Trees are really nothing more than Buff Beach Broccoli
by rickyboi41 February 28, 2022
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Broccoli belly boo boo

A stomach pain caused by the consumption of larger amounts of broccoli. It is sometimes incorrectly referred to as a stricture. This is completely incorrect.
Hannah: “Ow, I had a lot of Broccoli and Popcorn and my stomach hurts, I think I have a stricture.”
David: “No, Hannah, you probably just have a Broccoli Belly Boo Boo. You should see a doctor immediately.”
by 042407062001 November 21, 2020
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Broccoli Man

Heroin Kingpin of chicago, self proclaimed bitch stealer.
I saw broccoli mans stem and creamed
by Tomato Tom October 16, 2020
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Gone broccoli

A chat that kicks off on-topic but soon explodes into wild offshoots, sprouting random, flowering tangents here and there, much like an overgrown broccoli. Originally intended as a focused discussion, it turns into a labyrinth of unrelated digressions.
"We started talking about the project budget, but it's quickly gone broccoli, flowering into a debate about the best office coffee."
by Grandparenting May 20, 2024
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Broccoli

Can’t leave the table until you finish it, goal becomes clear……broccoli must die
“The war between the anal probes and broccoli was a vicious one
by Curtain eater June 19, 2021
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