A condition that occurs when your butt is full of soupy shit and gas.
It's loud enough to be heard 3 rooms over and almost always leaves your butt covered in muddy water.
Condition usually re-occurs within 30 seconds of leaving the bathroom.
It's loud enough to be heard 3 rooms over and almost always leaves your butt covered in muddy water.
Condition usually re-occurs within 30 seconds of leaving the bathroom.
by Kirsy August 12, 2020
Get the bright poppymug. Just went through a bottle of red stag i’m feelin Bright
“C-Muggy how you feelin”. I’m feelin bright.
“C-Muggy how you feelin”. I’m feelin bright.
by Nilloc Htiffirg June 19, 2022
Get the feelin brightmug. by yass_queen May 28, 2022
Get the maddie brightmug. Director of Foundation Personnel. Somewhat amoral. Extremely loyal to the Foundation. May be ridiculous, may be terrifying; is certainly blunt. Attached to SCP-963, and is therefore immortal, using the body of whatever the amulet has last touched. His family has been associated with the Foundation (and other anomalous groups) since time immemorial. His younger brother is SCP-590 (which a few know); SCP-321 is a sister (which almost no one knows). At least two other relatives work for the Foundation at a high level. Several of Bright's discarded bodies — still possessing his personality and knowledge at time of separation from SCP-963 — have been put to work on secret Foundation projects. Bright possesses a desire to permanently die that he may not be conscious of; ironic, for he only became part of SCP-963 because he was trying not to die.
Researcher Bennett: Hey, who's that guy over there with the necklace?
Researcher Smith: Dude, is this your first day or something? That's Dr. Jack Bright!
Researcher Smith: Dude, is this your first day or something? That's Dr. Jack Bright!
by wowowowoowowo January 9, 2025
Get the Dr. Jack Brightmug. Isaac bright. isaac is bright. bright. like a light. like the sun. like his future son. his name will be magnificent. like one of his fathers best friend xristian. idk I'm high. hello to who ever is reading this. hopefully you are having consistent sex with someone of decent looks.
Isaac bright is bright. the most memorable name ever. hopefully he will be remembered more than hitler. oh and when I wrote this, Isaac was dating Alliah, take out the i and it's Allah. Allah Akbar bitches.
by jacobitch May 18, 2019
Get the isaac brightmug. A clever organisation about having biblical music taste and instead of jesus we admire Johnny f**King marr. The official social media page for the bright parade posts indie memes that they actually made (unlike oasismaniaoffical.)
Person 1: noel > liam, hang the DJ!!
Person 2: you have biblical taste!! You should follow the bright parade on insta because you would like their posts.
Person one: thankyou fellow human.
Person 2: you have biblical taste!! You should follow the bright parade on insta because you would like their posts.
Person one: thankyou fellow human.
by Jamietfan October 14, 2020
Get the The bright parademug. by Himynameisyeezy January 9, 2022
Get the Megan Brightmug.