Bob smells very good.
He goes on walks on Thursdays.
On Fridays he goes to visit his sister.
His sister is sick in the hospital.
I heard him talking to her on the phone once.
His house has a nice 70 inch TV.
He has a puppy named Toto.
I once took Toto.
Bob almost cried because he thought Toto would get run over.
I gave Toto back to him and pretended that I found him in my yard.
I don’t have a yard.
Toto smells like Bob.
Bob almost caught me staring at him from a nearby bush.
I quickly ducked and he didn’t see me.
I then ran home.
I hope I can see him again soon.
He goes on walks on Thursdays.
On Fridays he goes to visit his sister.
His sister is sick in the hospital.
I heard him talking to her on the phone once.
His house has a nice 70 inch TV.
He has a puppy named Toto.
I once took Toto.
Bob almost cried because he thought Toto would get run over.
I gave Toto back to him and pretended that I found him in my yard.
I don’t have a yard.
Toto smells like Bob.
Bob almost caught me staring at him from a nearby bush.
I quickly ducked and he didn’t see me.
I then ran home.
I hope I can see him again soon.
by YOUR QUEEN LORD AND SAVIOR March 20, 2021
That one name that everyone uses when they don't know what to call someone. Possibly the most amazing name in existence. Usually used when guessing someone's name or when you need a name for something.
by bobmcjoe March 05, 2018
by Spooky Noodle February 25, 2020
A university prof who lectures you on useless content such as how to read a meter stick for three fuckin hours.
by kh4zhang September 09, 2019
A name used for naming anything or anyone you don't know the name of, you forgot the name of or you don't want to tell somebody else the name of.
Why of course I can tell you their name... It's Bob
No, I didn't forget your name, I just like calling you Bob...
Don't bother introducing yourself, I'm gonna call you Bob.
No, I didn't forget your name, I just like calling you Bob...
Don't bother introducing yourself, I'm gonna call you Bob.
by DorritoPapyrus November 26, 2018
A member of a subset of Bernie Sanders supporters who refuses to accept the outcome of primary elections and insists the process was rigged by the DNC. Typically, a BOB will refer to Democratic politicians and others that they don't like as Republicans, Republican-lights, or corporate whores. Most notably, BOBs enjoy referring to the majority of Democratic voters and the candidates who overwhelmingly defeat their preferred candidate as "The establishment".
An acronym used as shorthand for Bernie Or Buster
An acronym used as shorthand for Bernie Or Buster
This BOB thinks Biden is worse than Trump.
The BOBs refuse to accept reality and concede that Bernie has been rejected by the people.
The BOBs refuse to accept reality and concede that Bernie has been rejected by the people.
by nihilismo June 10, 2020