Blake

Smells like armpits. Can’t drive a scooter. Drives old maxima. Has a hairy chest that he has his girlfriend braid that looks like pubes. Walks rabbits. Story teller that lies . Lies about being an ex gang member. Supposedly shot himself. Not all there

That’s a blake

by Mcsibelius December 26, 2020

Blake

man with a massive, and bloody anus.

"When Blake left a turd in the toilet it was very bloody."

by Baku Betsu Ni December 21, 2019

Blake

Someone who takes advantage of relationship problems or issues by first charming your girlfriend into thinking he's a great guy, then liquoring her up and taking her to a hooka bar while you are not around

"I leave for two days and that jackass Blake is already trying to move in on my girl"

by Crabby Mike December 8, 2009

Blake

One of the funniest people you'll ever meet. Keep him around because you'll never stop laughing. Be warned, he sucks at video games so bad, that Playstation herd he was going to buy one of their consoles, that they've been holding down their network three entire weeks to stop him from coming over.

That guy is worse than the noobs, it must be Blake.

by DevourerOfSouls June 4, 2011

Blake

An ape. A person who is completely full of himself, and thinks that he is the greatest at everything; unfortunately he is smarter than me. Grossly overweight. Lethargic Ape Down Syndrome Bitch (LADSB).

A kid named Blake at our school.

by Myke Hawke - April 24, 2011

Blake

Probally the gayest person on the face of the earth, Can be found in dark hallways giving dudes reach arounds for free, not good at anything but bonning dudes

eeww gross those two dudes are doing the blake with each other

by DankSnatch February 4, 2010

Blake

Blake it the best boy anyone can have. its like the moment you see him you instantly fall in love, I you have a Blake in your lie don't ever let him go because he'll never be off your mind. I your lucky to have a Blake as a boyfriend keep him because its gonna hurt one you let him go. you will never be able to let him go, its going to hurt one you see him move on. yes he may break your heart but if he doesn't come back that means he's scared too because he thinks that you'll leave him hurt like he let you. he probably would love to be with you when he's with a girl but guess what he will never forget the time and the moments he had with you because he loved you with everything he had. your lucky if he still does. but just know a Blake that loves you with everything. but also know that he has been through almost too so if he's ever sad its not your fault, its because he has been through lots of shit that hell never get over. but keep a Blake if you have him, yes you guys will have ups and downs but he will always be there for you nmw. he needs you in his life, if he keeps you he will treat you like the most wonderful girl in life. he will make you his princess or even a queen. don't ever do a Blake wrong because you will regret it because one you loose his trust its hard to earn it back. if you have a Blake keep him because like I said you will regret loosing

"Blake is an amazing person I want to keep him to myself"

"omg Blake is so cute I so lucky to have him"

"Blake is my best friend I don't ever want to leave him

by bxbyd30 January 17, 2019