Smells like armpits. Can’t drive a scooter. Drives old maxima. Has a hairy chest that he has his girlfriend braid that looks like pubes. Walks rabbits. Story teller that lies . Lies about being an ex gang member. Supposedly shot himself. Not all there
That’s a blake
by Mcsibelius December 26, 2020
Get the Blakemug. by Baku Betsu Ni December 21, 2019
Get the Blakemug. Someone who takes advantage of relationship problems or issues by first charming your girlfriend into thinking he's a great guy, then liquoring her up and taking her to a hooka bar while you are not around
by Crabby Mike December 8, 2009
Get the Blakemug. One of the funniest people you'll ever meet. Keep him around because you'll never stop laughing. Be warned, he sucks at video games so bad, that Playstation herd he was going to buy one of their consoles, that they've been holding down their network three entire weeks to stop him from coming over.
by DevourerOfSouls June 4, 2011
Get the Blakemug. An ape. A person who is completely full of himself, and thinks that he is the greatest at everything; unfortunately he is smarter than me. Grossly overweight. Lethargic Ape Down Syndrome Bitch (LADSB).
by Myke Hawke - April 24, 2011
Get the Blakemug. Probally the gayest person on the face of the earth, Can be found in dark hallways giving dudes reach arounds for free, not good at anything but bonning dudes
by DankSnatch February 4, 2010
Get the Blakemug. by Hfbdh August 23, 2016
Get the Blakemug.