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A total asshole that dates girls only to get to their best friends.
person 1: "Hey their Blake."
blake: "hey"
person 1: "this is my friend"
Blake: "SURE I'LL DATE YOU"
Blake by welloshproom March 11, 2009
A slightly naive, sort-of funny guy. Burps loudly in math/science class. When a girl breaks up with him, he acts like a total jerk. He's cute, but once you get to know him you'd rather stay in the friend zone. A great friend to have and talk to, but just a friend.
Blake: *buuuurp*
Me: You're so gross.
Blake: I know.
Blake by O-grrrl May 30, 2011
The worst person to ever date. Blakes don’t care about you. They only care about themselves. They’ll let girls all over them when they date you and pretend to try to fix things until it makes you break up with the Blake. Blakes suck ass and I pray for you if you ever end up with a Blake.
Sarah: I’m not gonna date a Blake ever again

Hannah: Blakes are so fucking ugly
Small dick who likes sucking dick and has autism and really ugly and he thinks he’s gonna be a pro football player but he’s slower than a 5 year old
Blake by Huge montombo January 21, 2019