Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.
This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.
by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024
Get the Eyes bigger than my assholemug. person 1 : It says that the biggest fish in the ocean is the Rhincodon typus
person 2 : That's impossible. There's always a bigger fish
person 2 : That's impossible. There's always a bigger fish
by Rogue Archaeologist August 19, 2020
Get the a bigger fishmug. It was obvious the current campaign needed a bigger bad to capture the Gen Z and millennials markets
by HLIFE January 14, 2024
Get the Bigger Badmug. A ugly ass fat bitch who thinks shes the shit but shes not self diagnosis and is a fat bitch who causes earthquakes when she walks and thought it would be a good idea to shave her head with her round ass looking self looking like an egg shes so ugly that mirrors brake when she's even near then she looks so horrific that when she gos near any kid they have a meltdown and the elders die of a heart attack.
by F u kori January 4, 2024
Get the Bigger than burger king looking ass bitchmug. Bigger Jaws is the sequel to Jaws 3D, and is written by Peter Griffin. The story starts in the middle of the ocean where two fisherman are attacked by Jaws on their fishing boat, but after seeing an even bigger shark continently named “Bigger Jaws” they decide to team up with Jaws to take Bigger Jaws down. By the end Bigger Jaws is defeated by the fishermen and regular jaws with the power of character development, and the world rejoices that there won’t be anymore jaws movies.
by wordsarecooliguess823913 August 28, 2025
Get the Bigger Jawsmug. by andand October 29, 2006
Get the bomb-bigger-temug. Dude 1: If you stick a finger in that electric socket, I'll give you a million dollars.
Dude 2: Sweet!
Dude 3: Don't do it, man. The million dollars is a bigger lie than the cake.
Dude 2: Sweet!
Dude 3: Don't do it, man. The million dollars is a bigger lie than the cake.
by KnightofNerdom December 25, 2018
Get the a bigger lie than the cakemug.