Holy Based

When something is so unfathomably Based, it becomes gospel.

It is a common occurrence for netizens who read something based to such a degree to automatically respond with "HOLY BASED". Notably, the concept of 'Holy Based' and the response, "HOLY BASED" are different, but do still remain causally related.

Commentor 1: *makes a racist comment*
Commentor 2: "Wow, Looks like we have an edgelord here... etc. etc. *typical uncontrollable redditor moral gibberish response*

Commentor 1: *makes another racist comment*
Commentor 3: "HOLY BASED"

by WeakestKYSEnjoyer June 26, 2023

base head

A crack addict. This is because crack cocaine is a freebase form of cocaine hydrochloride.

Man, that guy smokes so much rock. What a fucking base head.

by The Happy Chemical January 29, 2006

33rd base

when you meet your girlfriend in an empty movie theatre and proceed to have sex but this can only take place if the movie you are watching is a horror

jose: dude i made it to 33rd base last night
juan: no way...what movie
jose: the grudge
juan: nice

by jose jualapeno on a stick May 12, 2008

Baiser

Vulgar french word meaning to fuck (as in sexual intercourse).
Can also mean to kiss, in which case it is usually used as a noun (ex: faire un baiser à quelqu'un).

Je vais baiser ta mère la pute! (I'm going to fuck your whore of a mother).

Baise-moi, saloppe! (Fuck with me, bitch)

Le soldat fît un dernier baiser à sa femme avant d'aller se faire exploser la geule à la guerre. (The soldier gave a last kiss to his wife before going to get his head blown off at war

by AMANZ (Anti maori association of New Zealand) May 4, 2008

Touch Base

To make contact; to cover all the possibilities. Comes from baseball where the runners need to touch the base to make a run legal. Mostly used by asshat salesmen and contractors when they want to talk to you over the phone to see if you're interested in something they have for sale, usually around dinner time.

"I'm just calling to Touch Base to see if you need our crappy product/service."
"No, fuck. Leave me alone."

by Fat Finger Tony October 20, 2004

frog baseball

A reference to a very early Beavis and Butthead cartoon in which they treat the frog as a baseball, and hit it with a bat, just to watch it splat. Very funny.

Dude, that thing is toast, let's take it out back and play frog baseball

by Nekto September 19, 2006

18th base

growing a penis or vagina and having sex with yourself

"woh dude I went to 18th base last night"
"..."

by Divi September 3, 2006