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Russian Baseball

When you shoot baseballs with a shotgun as FPS Russia did
Yo man im bored what you wana do?
Lets play some russian baseball!
by tunnel rat June 8, 2012
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baseball

hitting on a person of the opposite gender; an extension of the physical stages in a relationship defined as first base, second base, third base, and homerun. Can be used as a noun or a verb.
Person1: Yesterday, my friend broke the bro code. He played baseball instead of coming with me to the concert.
by Hofstadter February 10, 2010
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Baseball

A sport that most people reject these days, because it has nothing to do with lacrosse. Also, people say they hate people who play it because the sport is too "slow and boring."

The bitches don't realize professional lax gives you enough money to get passed taxes. On the other hand, if your a professional baseball player, you get enough money to buy 3 fucking countries.

UBB-Ultimate Baseball Bro
Lax player Earns.....5$ a game

Baseball player earns........over 5000$ a game.

Who do the girls like now?
by DUUUuuuuUUUuuuuUUUUDDee April 3, 2011
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Have you seen my baseball?

A way of asking someone if they are retarded.

A way of making someone realize that what they have just said or done is retarded.
Kat: "One day I'd like to go to college to become an Indian"

Saundra: "Uh... Have you seen my baseball?"
by NickLover July 2, 2008
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Baleraphon

baleraphon got unicorned by his sister!
by Morphiious June 11, 2009
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Modern Baseball

The best fucking Midwest Emo band ever. Even tho Bren Lukens wants to be a girl, he made an amazing band wit great music.
Wtf happened to Modern Baseball, they just kind of fell off and never made music again.
by funnymanbro April 17, 2022
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I'd rather play baseball

A phrase used to describe something you really would not want to do.
Jimmy told me that he wants me to play hide and seek with him, I told him, I'd rather play baseball
by tatomuck1 December 23, 2008
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